BREAKING NEWS!!!

17 Dec

This just in: apparently, I was the other woman! 

Know how I found out?  In a god damned Christmas card.  And a very Merry Christmas to you too, Douche bag!

I’d write more but have to go out drinking with friends.  I promise to give you all the details later…

21 Responses to “BREAKING NEWS!!!”

  1. Jane Moneypenyy December 17, 2008 at 5:42 pm #

    OMG, WELCOME to my world. Many times over.

  2. Maggie Garcia December 17, 2008 at 5:51 pm #

    Been there. Except I knew about the other woman (baby mama) but dick in question said she was gay. Which I TOTALLY believed … until I met her … and she had on an engagement … given to her not by a chick, but by dick in question.

  3. SouthernBelle December 17, 2008 at 5:59 pm #

    OMG what a douche. PLEASE tell all, so we of the Internet can also hate him for you.

  4. pistols at dawn December 17, 2008 at 6:04 pm #

    In a Christmas card? That’s got to be the weirdest way of telling a woman ever. I once told her via semaphore, but that made more sense at the time, since we were both in the Navy.

    Okay, dressed like sailors.

    I’m raising my eyebrow (at least something on this body goes up) in anticipation, so don’t take too long, since it hurts after a couple of hours (TWSS).

  5. jon December 17, 2008 at 7:11 pm #

    I won’t jump to any conclusions until I hear your side of the story….but it was just a matter of time until Jennifer Aniston had one of these love triangles finally go her way.

  6. Amadeo December 17, 2008 at 7:36 pm #

    Damn you this is the second time this week you’ve made me wait!!!! You can’t keep stringing me along like this.

  7. David December 17, 2008 at 7:57 pm #

    Well, at least you have the satisfaction of not giving a damn about him.

    There’s that.

  8. Babs December 17, 2008 at 8:28 pm #

    wow

    drink a lot. what a bastard.

  9. Felisa December 17, 2008 at 9:18 pm #

    He told you that you were the other woman in a card? (and a Christmas card at that) What a douche!

  10. Isabella December 18, 2008 at 6:10 am #

    Ba-humbug! This is one instance where the word douche is OK to be overused. He’s definitely a double-douche-bag! 😛

  11. Del-v December 18, 2008 at 8:01 am #

    I guess finding out in a Christmas card is better than a Mother’s Day card.

  12. Jack December 18, 2008 at 10:14 am #

    Christmas card? Now that’s weird, why would he even tell you at this point? Details lady!

  13. AlwaysAllah December 18, 2008 at 10:58 am #

    Surely not 3D??

  14. The Alleged Ringleader December 18, 2008 at 2:19 pm #

    Piece of shit!
    That has happened to me before!
    GRRRR

  15. MsDarkstar December 18, 2008 at 9:52 pm #

    More likely she got an Xmas card from the ex and there was something included about an engagement or some such.

    And if that is the case…Scrooge him!

  16. Desiree December 18, 2008 at 9:58 pm #

    Damn, that’s messed up.

  17. KiKi December 19, 2008 at 11:43 am #

    Do tell your story!

    I have a really horrifying experience where I was lied to about this. He also told me he was dying of cancer and wasn’t.

    Remind me to tell you the story sometime. It’s a good one, but too good to post up on my gay ass blog publicly.

    Good lord! Now THAT guy is a douche bag. I WANT THAT STORY!! -CS

    hehe.

  18. lilikaofthelake December 19, 2008 at 8:45 pm #

    at least your getting christmas cards….

  19. Traumadiva December 20, 2008 at 12:36 pm #

    I hate cheating men!!!!! Uggghhh…..been cheated on twice by the same dude!

    Ugghhh!

    You know what? It’s true when they say “cheaters never win.” -CS

  20. KatieHen December 21, 2008 at 2:45 am #

    you haven’t given these details yet!!!

  21. Linda December 22, 2008 at 11:50 am #

    Where is the update on this?? I want to know!

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