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17 Dec

This just in: apparently, I was the other woman! 

Know how I found out?  In a god damned Christmas card.  And a very Merry Christmas to you too, Douche bag!

I’d write more but have to go out drinking with friends.  I promise to give you all the details later…

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17 Dec

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Don’t Forget to Vote

17 Dec

Come on, kids!! I ‘m SO close to stealing the title in my category* for the Drysdale Awards

Go vote!  Do it now.   Pretty please with boobs and/or peen on top.

*Blog With the Most Spelling and Grammatical Errors.  Yeah, yeah, I know it’s not that great of a title to win, but I want it.  Can’t you just help me get what I want?  Just this one time. 

Come on!  I’m begging you here…