That’s What She Said

16 Dec

It’s one of my favorite phrases, and one that happens to appear in about 99.9% of my posts.  As such, it’s time to give it an acronym.  I don’t have time to type out those 17 characters anymore, I’m busy and important (and by that I’m mean I’m lazy and my ass is getting fat from eating too many Christmas cookies).  From here on out TWSS will stand for “that’s what she said”. 

And yes, I did update The Lexicon.

Now, without further ado, I present to you some of my most recent TWSS moments.  Please to enjoy:

(as we were pulling into the driveway at my mother’s house)
Brother-in-law: Wow.  It’s been 4 months since I pulled in here.
Me: That’s what she said.

(this afternoon on our way to our annual Christmas party in a conference room)
Disney: I can smell that all the way down the hall.
Me: That’s what she said.

(looking into the refrigerator the other day)
Mom: What is that?  Cottage cheese?
Me: That’s what she said.
Mom:  What?
Me: Never mind.  It’s a joke.
Mom: I don’t get it.
Me: She said that too.

9 Responses to “That’s What She Said”

  1. jon December 16, 2008 at 4:50 pm #

    It’s hard……..NOT to be concerned. TWheS

    More great The Office versions of TWSS…

    Yay for that video!! Woo hoo! -CS

  2. kristina December 16, 2008 at 6:01 pm #

    What’s really scary is, I’ve been saying it under my breath whenever the man (or anyone else for that matter!) says something where TWSS is applicable, and sometimes, it’s so funny, I laugh out loud, and then I get “the look” – you know, the one that says, “Are slowly going insane, or what?”

    Thank you for another acronym to add to my collection…

    Sometimes you can’t help but say it. It just feels right, you know? (TWSS) -CS

  3. Just Sayin'... December 16, 2008 at 9:04 pm #

    Ok. So I was at The Caribou Coffee the other day standing behind two *cough* older ladies who were discussing their latte preferences. Lady number one says “I just don’t know why everyone skips the foam?” “It’s my favorite part.” Lady two says “I know!” “The foam just makes it creamier.” “It makes it go down easier.” At which point I blurt out almost sub-consciously. “That’s what she said.”

    Both ladies turned around instantly and stared at me for what seemed like an eternity, but which in reality was probably 3 seconds and then nearly fall out laughing!

    Good times! Lemmee tell ya’ Good times! That’s what she said!

    I’m so glad that they laughed. Though it would have been almost funnier if they just rolled their eyes at you and told you to butt out. -CS

  4. Jenna December 17, 2008 at 8:41 am #

    I’m usually terrible at finding opportunities for this, but last night I was IMing with a friend and mentioned that one of my bike tires was acting up. He said “It probably just needs pumping.” HAH. I totally gave you credit for being the master. 😉

    Good one!! I’m so proud of you! -CS

  5. pistols at dawn December 17, 2008 at 12:50 pm #

    I like the one with mom the best, because old people stepping on punchlines is fantastic.

    She really has a way with that. -CS

  6. KiKi December 17, 2008 at 2:36 pm #

    *crying.*

    That would be a good name for a blog.

    I wish I had thought of that. -CS

  7. mebeingrandom December 18, 2008 at 6:04 pm #

    i love these posts!!!!!

    That’s because you have EXCELLENT taste! -CS

  8. Desiree December 18, 2008 at 10:01 pm #

    Your mom. Priceless.

    If only she knew how truly special she is. -CS

  9. TWSS Jokes April 19, 2009 at 3:11 pm #

    Never too old or too mature for a TWSS joke.

    Playing guitar hero on ‘hard’
    Give me a break, I only have 4 fingers!

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