Just the Tip Tuesday (12/16/08)

16 Dec

He is dirty hot and I want him as my very own.  Feast your eyes on Julian McMahon:

julian-mcmahon

Yes, I know that he was once with Dani Minogue.  Yes, I know that he is an absolute dog as Dr. Christian Troy on Nip/Tuck.  But guess what?  I don’t care.  Not when he circled all of Kimber’s supposed fat.  Or when he banged Rosie O’Donell.  Not even when he told that one chick that he wouldn’t nail her unless she put a paper bag over her head. 

No, not even when he made the terrible career choice of co-starring in those dreadful Fantastic Four movies.

He is hot, and mama likey.

Look, Christmas is just around the corner and I’ve been a good girl (relatively speaking).  Is it that much to ask for him to be in my stocking on Christmas morning?  Come on, Santa.  Can you do me a solid??

21 Responses to “Just the Tip Tuesday (12/16/08)”

  1. Liz4.0 December 16, 2008 at 8:32 am #

    Granted, he is hot. But, the Rosie O’Donnell thing is a huge turn off.

    So…thumbs down.

    Fine, then more for me. -CS

  2. Hookdntx December 16, 2008 at 9:12 am #

    I thought he was Hottie McHotterson when he played the boyfriend on Charmed… i still watch reruns to see if he has his shirt off (it happened more often than you would think!) Good Choice!

    I’d rather watch him on Nip/Tuck as he frequently parades around naked. So hot. -CS

  3. Red December 16, 2008 at 9:29 am #

    My bro and his wife were big Nip/Tuck fans. They named their son Christian. He’s a gorgeous, sunny kid, but his name still worries me just a little.

    Let’s hope your nephew turns out nothing like his namesake. 🙂 -CS

  4. Nicole December 16, 2008 at 9:37 am #

    He has to be one of the sexiest men EVER!

    I’ll second that! -CS

  5. Stella December 16, 2008 at 10:20 am #

    I’m with you on this. Christian Troy is a vile character, but oh, so hot. Hot like fire.

    So hot that he would probably burn us both. With the clap. -CS

  6. Jormengrund December 16, 2008 at 10:40 am #

    Judging by your “Peen” counter, I’d say your chances here are slim to none.

    But, if you _do_ get desperate, I hear that Flava Flave’s still looking for more chicks for his next Reality TV show..

    If anything, you could have your 5 minutes of fame, and a quickie!

    I will never in my life get desperate enough to go anywhere near him. Vageena Davis will be dead and buried before he has his chance. -CS

  7. katrocket December 16, 2008 at 10:53 am #

    Nice one, CS – I have no idea why I stopped reading your blog. It was a time management thing, but your blog is always so packed full of enterMANment… I need to get my priorities straight.

    Welcome back, katrocket!! Now if only you would do more posting… -CS

  8. Sassy Britches December 16, 2008 at 11:32 am #

    He’s a spanker, I just know it. Rrawr!

    Hey, I’ve been naughty. He can totally spank me. -CS

  9. caribbeanlurker December 16, 2008 at 11:39 am #

    I’m drooling. That man is dreamy, an as you I don’t care if his doing rosie o’donell or fantastic 4.
    He’s worth to watch.
    btw his dad was the Prime Minister of Auss when he was a kid…

    I bet his dad was foxy too. -CS

  10. jon December 16, 2008 at 12:14 pm #

    if this pic is any indication. i think i see what babes like about him….it’s hard to find dudes that can pull-off “3/4 turn+ unshaven + matchy-matchy” look.

    I’ll tell you what, I don’t only see something in him, I see him in me. If you know what I mean. -CS

  11. jon December 16, 2008 at 12:25 pm #

    i’m not into dudes, but he would be even “hotter” if he smelled like meat….just saying.

    http://www.rickyshalloween.com/flame_0153_body_spray_p/flame.htm

    He smells like man meat. Does that count?

    wow. Someone actually wants to smell like a whopper? That concerns me. -CS

  12. kristina December 16, 2008 at 12:38 pm #

    Pretty to look at, but you can keep the icky, sliminess to yourself…

    You don’t need to tell me twice! -CS

  13. pistols at dawn December 16, 2008 at 1:33 pm #

    No matter how hot he is, Nip/Tuck is unwatchable.

    I beg to differ. It’s cheesy goodness PLUS he’s half naked at least once an episode. -CS

  14. javajune December 16, 2008 at 4:04 pm #

    I agree he is sooo hot! He may not be boyfriend material but definately worth a little horizonal hula time. keep dreaming!
    jj- http://javajune.wordpress.com/

    Oh yeah, not the kind of guy that you’d bring home to mom-for fear that he’d try to do her and you at the same time. -CS

  15. d December 16, 2008 at 4:22 pm #

    I want to ching the hell out of him. Seriously. Have wanted to for years and years.

    Oh, and I do my hair like Kimber’s sometimes, so maybe if I run into him in San Francisco for some odd reason, he will be into me. Fingers crossed.

    Just pray that he doesn’t have that lipstick and start circling all your bits like he did in that one episode to her. -CS

  16. The Other Red December 16, 2008 at 5:13 pm #

    He just seems like a creepy version of Gerard Butler. Which is good, I guess, because it makes me think of Gerard Butler, but mostly bad because creepy = not even a little making out.

    Fine, then that means I won’t have to share him with you. I’ll keep his Australian goodies to myself. -CS

  17. sista #2 December 16, 2008 at 5:42 pm #

    oh yes…..he is very yummy.

    peace
    #2

    Much better than marmite. -CS

  18. SinCity December 17, 2008 at 1:05 am #

    He can buff my muff with that face full of scruff any day…

    Yummy

    That’s hilarious! -CS

  19. gnomespeak December 17, 2008 at 2:06 am #

    Dude, wait. He did the dirty with Rosie? I’ll have to think about that business. Even fake sex, man, I just don’t know.

    However, I am up with Gerard Butler. Can I request the leather diaper from 300?

    Only on the show, not in real life. Come on!! He got paid to do it.

    Gerard Butler is also hot like fire. Man, his body in 300 was WICKED HOT! -CS

  20. mebeingrandom December 18, 2008 at 6:04 pm #

    total hottie!!!!! great pick!!! but man what an ass! (in both senses of the phrase) ha!

    His ass is pretty hot. I’d like to slap it. -CS

  21. lilikaofthelake December 19, 2008 at 8:51 pm #

    You would just end up playing with him for a short time then playing for days with the box he came in.

    When you say, “box he came in,” are you referring to Vageena Davis? -CS

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