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Putting The Big O in HO HO HO!

16 Dec

Times running out to join the exciting contest over at Sexy Whispers…

Who couldn’t use a sexy little something under the tree this Christmas?  I, being the single vixen I am, and quite possibly on the cusp of giving up peen in 2009 couldn’t think of anything merrier.

It just so happens that Dee over at Sexy Whispers has exxxactly what you’re looking for to put you in that holiday mood.  That dirty little holiday mood.

Click here to check out the details…

There’s Something I Forgot to Mention

16 Dec

It totally slipped my mind, I swear.  It’s not like I would ever purposely keep this from you.  No, I would never do that-this is just to juicy to not share with you.

Oh, and it has something to do with 3D.  And it happened over a month ago.

God, I can’t believe I haven’t told you yet.

It’s just a reminder of how small Baltimore really is.

But I don’t have time to tell you right now.  I have errands to run.  I’m off to the grocery store.  Woo hoo!!  In the sleet.  So fun.  Hey, Newmie, do you want me to pick you up a turkey sub while I’m at Wegmans?  If you want, we can talk about feelings when I get back.  Or moobs.  Either one.

That’s What She Said

16 Dec

It’s one of my favorite phrases, and one that happens to appear in about 99.9% of my posts.  As such, it’s time to give it an acronym.  I don’t have time to type out those 17 characters anymore, I’m busy and important (and by that I’m mean I’m lazy and my ass is getting fat from eating too many Christmas cookies).  From here on out TWSS will stand for “that’s what she said”. 

And yes, I did update The Lexicon.

Now, without further ado, I present to you some of my most recent TWSS moments.  Please to enjoy:

(as we were pulling into the driveway at my mother’s house)
Brother-in-law: Wow.  It’s been 4 months since I pulled in here.
Me: That’s what she said.

(this afternoon on our way to our annual Christmas party in a conference room)
Disney: I can smell that all the way down the hall.
Me: That’s what she said.

(looking into the refrigerator the other day)
Mom: What is that?  Cottage cheese?
Me: That’s what she said.
Mom:  What?
Me: Never mind.  It’s a joke.
Mom: I don’t get it.
Me: She said that too.

Just the Tip Tuesday (12/16/08)

16 Dec

He is dirty hot and I want him as my very own.  Feast your eyes on Julian McMahon:


Yes, I know that he was once with Dani Minogue.  Yes, I know that he is an absolute dog as Dr. Christian Troy on Nip/Tuck.  But guess what?  I don’t care.  Not when he circled all of Kimber’s supposed fat.  Or when he banged Rosie O’Donell.  Not even when he told that one chick that he wouldn’t nail her unless she put a paper bag over her head. 

No, not even when he made the terrible career choice of co-starring in those dreadful Fantastic Four movies.

He is hot, and mama likey.

Look, Christmas is just around the corner and I’ve been a good girl (relatively speaking).  Is it that much to ask for him to be in my stocking on Christmas morning?  Come on, Santa.  Can you do me a solid??