Spam: So Educational

15 Dec

I never understood the point of all of those stupid spam comments that people send.   No, I don’t need herbal viagra.  No, I don’t care to see the anal fisting champ of 2007 taking even more fists in 2008.  And I can’t even understand the ones with the Chinese characters.

Today, however, I actually got a good one!!  One that was written just for Pistols and Foxy to enjoy.  The site even has pictures (which I’m pretty sure Foxy and Pistols got paid a pretty penny for).

Guys, it looks like there’s help for all of those sores of yours.  Take  a gander at the herbal remedies available to you.  Act quickly, though!  I’m sure their supplies are running low!

Oh, and, you’re welcome.

9 Responses to “Spam: So Educational”

  1. pistols at dawn December 15, 2008 at 4:54 pm #

    What’s sad is that I’m so poorly endowed they had to invent a special macro lens just to show my junk. Still, Asians, given their obsession with all small things, can’t get enough of my cute, tiny sores. They’re writing a new animated series based on them.

    Hmm…I wonder what they’ll call the show? Will it be like “The Smurfs”? God I hope so! -CS

  2. jon December 15, 2008 at 5:18 pm #

    Spam is mostly a waste of time. But if someone set new world record time for peeling a banana using only ther butt, I would certainly want to know about it.

    That’s a skill that everyone wants to have. -CS

  3. foxyluv December 15, 2008 at 7:14 pm #

    Sweet! I have wanting a natural cure for the sores – the Valtrex is really getting expensive and the guy at the drug store is like a total judge in a lab coat!

    Maybe Santa will load up your stocking with the new herbal remedy. One can dream. -CS

  4. cinnkitty December 15, 2008 at 7:41 pm #

    Personally, I think it’s funny that they think I need to enlarge MY penis. Ummm….I need to FIND a penis first, before I can ask him to enlarge it. ha..ha.ha..

    You and I are in the same boat, sister. -CS

  5. Cameron December 15, 2008 at 11:12 pm #

    Damn, I wish I had a link to that anal fisting champ instead of the herpes treatment. 😉

    I’m sure it’ll wind up in your inbox at some point.

    That’s what she said. -CS

  6. Del-v December 16, 2008 at 7:18 am #

    Wait until my new friend, the son of the former king of Nigeria, hears about this herbal remedy! As soon as he gets his bank account unfrozen he’ll buy a ton of it.

    Make sure you send him all your banking information and SSN right away! -CS

  7. David December 16, 2008 at 11:35 am #

    The Chinese are trying to use your comments section to communicate secretly with their spies in Catherinettestan. They must have assumed you are the supreme ruler there.

    Finally!! Someone who has heard of the place where I rule with a heavy hand!! All hail, Catherinettestan! -CS

  8. Amadeo December 16, 2008 at 12:07 pm #

    I think the world needs some new Spam subjects. Something like….Come with me if you want to live or Dance like a champion.

    Spice it up.

    You mean spam that’s not related to money, sex, or Rolex watches? I can’t imagine a world like that. -CS

  9. kristina December 16, 2008 at 12:34 pm #

    I’ve won so many lotteries, I must be the richest person in the world by now…

    And with all that viagra and those rolex watches, I’m sure the men are lining up! -CS

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