Why I Love Weekends

14 Dec

Know what the best part about the weekends is?  Not having to get up before the dirty ass crack of dawn, only to drag yourself into work so that you can get fisted from 8-5 Monday through Friday.  On the weekends, any fisting that takes place is just for fun!

Unless you work on the weekends.  In which case, you are shit out of luck, my friend.

Tomorrow, I’ll tell you all about my upcoming fist-fest with the mechanic.  I can’t even wait.  2008, can’t you just be over now?

6 Responses to “Why I Love Weekends”

  1. pistols at dawn December 14, 2008 at 12:26 pm #

    I’ve really had to go to great lengths to separate my work and personal fisting, just to keep those worlds separated. Sometimes, I can’t even remember if I’m supposed to be enjoying it or not.

    The work or the fisting? -CS

  2. Just Sayin'... December 14, 2008 at 6:52 pm #

    Damn! I thought you were going to say the drinking, debauchery and after hours sex clubs! I guess that’s just me huh?

    Debauchery? What debauchery? Have you not looked at my peen counter lately? It’s been well over 3 months-my debauched filled days are over. -CS

  3. kat December 14, 2008 at 8:25 pm #

    well i guess weekends are great, if you’re not like me, and insist on engorging yourself every sunday to the point of pregnancy. blehhhh

    Wait a second here. Are you saying that you consume so much food that you get food bloat that makes you look 5 months pregant or are you telling me you go out and sleep with the world until you actually find yourself with child? -CS

  4. allegedringleader December 15, 2008 at 6:47 pm #

    I heart the weekends as well.
    Weekdays, I’m always bent over with my head against the wall sans lube taking it in the ass from “the man.”

    At least there is lube on the weekends :X

    Ah, “the man” really loves to give it to anyone and everyone, doesn’t he? -CS

  5. kristina December 16, 2008 at 12:29 pm #

    Who is this Don guy, and why do you only see his ass-crack on weekdays?

    Fortunately, I have to get up on weekdays before the sun rises, so I don’t see anyone’s crack…

    Honey, I’m right there with you. I’m up before the sunrises too. It sucks dead dogs. -CS

  6. lilikaofthelake December 19, 2008 at 8:53 pm #

    Do not ever have kids unless you can have a nice Nanny to do the early mornings. It is work 24/7 and in extra early on the weekends. I am so so so jealous.

    It’s a shame that nannies don’t come with babies. It would make the world a better place. -CS

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