I Want Some Afternoon Delight (Even Though It’s Not Technically Afternoon)

7 Dec

I’ve had a shit day, which will turn into a shit week, which is probably going to round out a shit year.  Admist all the crap, there’s one thing I can turn to to make me smile.  That one thing is peen. 

Oh, but wait, there’s no peen to turn to.  It’s been about 3 months now since I was in close proximity to a peen.  Sweet, Peen!!  Why have you forsaken me?? 

See, life is crap.

In it’s place, I’ll turn to this to bring a smile to my face.

9 Responses to “I Want Some Afternoon Delight (Even Though It’s Not Technically Afternoon)”

  1. pistols at dawn December 7, 2008 at 9:14 pm #

    Peen is really not that difficult to find. It’s pretty much everywhere. Like right now, outside in the bushes.

    I don’t need it outside in the bushes. Plus that peen doesn’t count. I’ve asked you on more than one occassion to stop doing that and just go home. -CS

  2. cinnkitty December 7, 2008 at 9:33 pm #

    Sweetie…peen is not the answer. No really, it’s not. What has peen brought you so far? Oh sure, a few moments of happiness… FLEETING and BRIEF happiness! But the things that last (aside from that pesky burning and itching) are mental stress, unwanted pounds (from going out to eat all the time), extra laundry and stalkers (Hi Pistols!)

    Seriously, I say you make 09 your “Peen Free” year and see how it goes.

    (this comment brought to you by the “Nuns of the Above” recruiting agency) ha..ha.ha…

    Perhaps you’re onto something. Maybe I wll declare 2009 as my year without peen. -CS

  3. kristina December 8, 2008 at 11:59 am #

    “We’re sorry, this vidoe is no longer available.” Can you please give us the Cliff’s Notes version of the video?

    Seriously girl, ’tis better to pull out your BOB than deal with the inevitable emotional consequences of getting involved with peen (his emotions, not yours!). Well, unless, of course, you find one that’s used well and has the correct amount of emotional content… So until then, embrace the BOB!!

    What are you talking about? The video still plays. It’s Will Ferrell and the cast of “Anchorman” with their rendition of “Afternoon Delight.” It’s a classic.

    Thank god for the creator of the BOB. If I ever met him/her, I would fall to my knees and kiss his/her feet. -CS

  4. Del-v December 8, 2008 at 12:09 pm #

    Stop being so damn picky! There’s plenty to go around for a girl with low standards and my phone number.

    Well, when you put it that way… -CS

  5. jon December 8, 2008 at 12:24 pm #

    holy crap! 3 months is like eternity it “peen years”. I can’t figure out why it been sooo long, it’s not like you have standards or anything…..

    Peen years and dog years are closely linked. It’s really quite a tragedy. Even Shakespeare would have written a play about this. -CS

  6. Amadeo December 8, 2008 at 1:24 pm #

    Now I’ll be thinking of that song all day.

    Why can’t my co-workers harmonize like that?

    Work really would be more fun if coworkers were like that. -CS

  7. kristina December 8, 2008 at 6:49 pm #

    Video must only be blocked from our delicate Canadian eyes…

    Try it one more time. For some reason I think it wasn’t playing on the blog. But you know what? I got sneaky and found another clip. Try it now. I demand it! -CS

  8. diesel December 8, 2008 at 10:06 pm #

    Don’t be surprised if things get worse.

    Thank you so much for showing me that silver lining. -CS

  9. kristina December 10, 2008 at 1:01 pm #

    Nope, and amazingly, YouTube is’t blocked here at work.

    If I sneakily open the menu and copy the url, remove your website link embed, I can then view it – ha ha!!

    Interestingly, the embed link on the site says “Embedding disabled by request”…

    What the hell? I guess the world is just against you… -CS

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