Just the Tip Tuesday (11/11/08)

11 Nov

One of my new favorite programs is True Blood.  Seen it?  It’s that kooky vampire dram based on the Sookie Stackhouse series.  The show is totally far fetched, but I can’t help but tune in.  Mainly, because of Jason Stackhouse (played by Ryan Kwanten):

jason-stackhouse

Jason Stackhouse, better known as Sookie’s brother, is an absolute man whore.  A dirty, dirty man whore that traipses around without a shirt.  No complaints here.  Seriously, this boy has got the hottest body.  And the best part is that he gets naked in the show at least once per episode!  Yes, it’s true that they haven’t shown his peen yet.  But I feel it’s coming (that’s what she said).  Oh how I wish that he would grip me like he’s gripping that surfboard, and then mount me…

If you don’t happen to have HBO, then I feel sorry for you.  You need to sign up immediately if not sooner.  For you men folk out there, you’ll be happy to hear that there are also plenty of boobies bouncing around in each episode.  There’s even a little vag for your viewing pleasure.

If you insist on never getting HBO-for which you should be punished-you can also catch him in repeats of Summerland.  Or feel free to rent the cheese fest that is Flicka, or scare yourself silly with Dead Silence. 

16 Responses to “Just the Tip Tuesday (11/11/08)”

  1. Jenna November 11, 2008 at 10:28 am #

    Who needs HBO? You can find all the episodes online through Sidereel.com.

    I gave up on that show a couple episodes ago because it’s so completely f’ing ridiculous. And the accents are TERRIBLE. But yeah, this kid’s body is spectacular, I’ll give him that. 🙂

    Why did I not know about this website before? Why were you keeping it all to yourself? SELFISH!

    You have to embrace the ridiculousness or you’ll never get past the first 15 minutes of the first episode. -CS

  2. Red November 11, 2008 at 11:15 am #

    I’ve pretty much given up TV. I depend on you to keep up with the hotties for me. Thanks for not letting me down.

    I’m here for you, Red. You can count on me! -CS

  3. pistols at dawn November 11, 2008 at 11:18 am #

    I do like boobies, but vampire stories make me very afraid that I’ll only be able to talk about the show with Buffy fans (read: huge nerds) and Anne Rice fans (read: huge women in their late 40s). No and no thank you, respectively.

    F Buffy fans. They’re tools. Did you know that Anne Rice now rights Christian fiction and went all religious on everyone? -CS

  4. missjaala November 11, 2008 at 11:39 am #

    As an Aussie, when I saw his picture all I could think of was that’s the guy from Home & Away!

    It seems I can’t watch a US show these days without finding at least one Aussie in it.

    We’re taking all your actors. How does that make you feel? -CS

  5. The Other Red November 11, 2008 at 11:51 am #

    True Blood is awesome. It took a few episodes to really get going, but now I look forward to it more than just about anything all week.

    This dude is way hot, but I really love that tall, nerdy guy who’s always being bossed around by his mom because he reminds me of a guy I used to crush on.

    Do you really?? He just doesn’t do it for me. Now, Sam, Rene, or Terry? I’d jump on them in a hot second. Not so much Bill because he’s too pale and scary. -CS

  6. cinnkitty November 11, 2008 at 11:59 am #

    Geez.. you must be rich. While most folks are struggling to put food on the table and gas in their car or pay their heating bill.. here you are lounging around eating Ben & Jerry’s and watching HBO! You are such a spoiled brat!! 😛

    I can’t help myself. It’s just how I was raised. -CS

  7. beth November 11, 2008 at 12:38 pm #

    Now that I’m past the notion that the show is “ridiculous” it scares me shitless every week, and I love it.

    Yay! Another fan! -CS

  8. sista #2 November 11, 2008 at 1:46 pm #

    Couldn’t you find any without the surfboard?

    peace
    #2

    I kept those to myself. -CS

  9. SouthernBelle November 11, 2008 at 1:47 pm #

    missjaala, so true!

    but in this photo he looks pretty good. I still want a paper bag for his head though…

    what is the male version of “butterface”? in Australia we call these people prawns (our name for shrimp) because the body is delicious but you want to throw the head away.

    I love that saying about the prawn. It’s hilarious! You could also say those guys are good from far but far from good. -CS

  10. thatgirl November 12, 2008 at 1:52 pm #

    been hearing alot about that show lately … i should check it out

    You really should. You’re missing out on some pretty fine hotties. -CS

  11. kristina November 12, 2008 at 2:49 pm #

    His man-whorishness makes me want to vomit, so I’ll pass, thanks…

    I love man whores! -CS

  12. Cat November 12, 2008 at 8:35 pm #

    True Blood is one of the campiest shows complete with bad acting and the worst Southern accents ever that I have ever seen, and I am absolutely ADDICTED. Bill is ugly and pale, but I have it bad for him.

    Who do you think has the worst accent? I totally think it’s Anna Paquin. Half the time I want to slip my hand throught he screen and slap her insolent mouth.

    Really? Bill over Jason? -CS

  13. Miss Communication November 13, 2008 at 4:45 pm #

    He makes me want to move down under!

    I’m with you … Jason Stackhouse over Bill any day! But i do have a strange vampire fetish so if they could turn Jason into a Vampire … that would be extra hot.

    P.S. Half his attractiveness on the show is his man-whoreishness!

    Me makes me tingle down under.

    High five to you! I’m totally not a fang banger like Sookie is. -CS

  14. caribbeanlurker November 14, 2008 at 12:18 pm #

    I had never seen the show since I don’t have enough pesos to pay for hbo! but vampire + hot guys seems worthy to trace some illegal internet stream tv. hehehe
    Hey did you change the password, apparently the one I have ain’t working :S

    Apparently you can go to http://www.sidereel.com and watch the episodes for free. You should totally check it out.

    And I’m resending the password to you. Give me 2 minutes (that’s what she said). -CS

  15. cocktailsattiffanys December 14, 2010 at 10:35 am #

    HOT DAMN! I’ve never had a desire to watch True Blood…until now.

    -L

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