What Men Are Really Thinking

28 Oct

Oh my God!!  These are totally hilarious.

Can’t go wrong with, “As soon as she learns to swallow without gagging, and take it up the ass without crying…”  And I totally knew all about the blow job contract, but had no idea that tea bagging might come into play.

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8 Responses to “What Men Are Really Thinking”

  1. pistols at dawn October 28, 2008 at 11:13 pm #

    The only thing that strikes me as fake about this is that there is no way any of us would spend two years with a girl who couldn’t swallow without gagging or not cry while we’re playing the back nine…unless she was trying to use tears as lube.

    Don’t you lie to me. You pay extra for the tears. Admit it. -CS

    • Douglas July 9, 2009 at 4:04 pm #

      CS, it depends. If she has really submitted to me, then I do not want the tears. If she hasn’t, then you are right, I do.

  2. Belle October 29, 2008 at 2:07 am #

    hee lair eee us
    haha

    It really is. Amusing and klassy. -CS

  3. kristina October 29, 2008 at 11:39 am #

    They need to do another one about just doing it without having to talk about her feelings for two hours before and after…

    Ugh, feelings are overrated and lame. -CS

  4. jendy October 29, 2008 at 12:13 pm #

    that’s some good shit.

    It most certainly is! -CS

  5. Mike October 29, 2008 at 3:40 pm #

    That was hilarious. They need to make that a weekly thing.

    You’re in luck, I might be able to find a few more. They’re so funny! -CS

  6. Diane Mandy October 30, 2008 at 7:15 am #

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! Hillarious. THanks for posting.

    Now I’ll just have to find some stuff in Spanish for you since you’re leaving Germany for Spain! -CS

  7. cocktailsattiffanys December 13, 2010 at 1:07 pm #

    The book, The Average American Male is just as funny!

    -L

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