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Don’t Eat That

3 Oct
  • Disney: Are you going to eat your tomato?
  • Me: Hell no!
  • Disney: Why not?
  • Me: I believe that raw tomatoes are just like assholes.  Neither belong anywhere near a mouth.

Did You Know…

3 Oct
  1. Foxy is a dirty whore who gives bartles & jaymes in bus station bathrooms
  2. 1 in 150 children is diagnosed with autism
  3. 1 in 94 boys is on the autism spectrum
  4. 67 children are diagnosed per day
  5. Foxy has to use a special cream for those sores she has
  6. A new case is diagnosed almost every 20 minutes
  7. It’s been almost a months since I saw a naked peen
  8. More children will be diagnosed with autism this year than with AIDS, diabetes
    & cancer combined
  9. Autism is the fastest-growing serious developmental disability in the U.S.
  10. Autism costs the nation over $90 billion per year, a figure expected to double in
    the next decade
  11. Autism receives less than 5% of the research funding of many less prevalent
    childhood diseases
  12. I might have to cave and let 3D do dirty things to me
  13. Boys are four times more likely than girls to have autism
  14. There is no medical detection or cure for autism
  15. If I do cave, I’m blaming it all on you

While you can’t help with the bad decisions I might make, you can help us raise funds.  Thanks to many of you, we’ve managed to raise $280!!  Let’s see if we can make it to $500.