Foxy Ruins Everything: Volume 13

1 Oct

Like most mornings at work, we have a posse that goes down to the cafeteria to get coffee.  This morning was no exception.  We’re kind of like a gang-get in our way, and we’ll train you.  People run, we’re that scary.  In addition to getting coffee, we also spend time mocking others, ogling the young men folk, and making inappropriate comments.  I know, I know, you’re shocked.

I eat breakfast at work everyday, and today’s includes oatmeal.  But I’m doing something fetch with my oatmeal, I added fresh strawberries.  So good!

I took a bite of it about 30 seconds ago and Foxy looked over at me and said, “I don’t like oatmeal with bits of strawberries with it.  It looks like menstrual blood.”

Sweet.  Now I can’t finish my god damned freaking oatmeal.

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7 Responses to “Foxy Ruins Everything: Volume 13”

  1. Ben October 1, 2008 at 8:23 am #

    I just gagged about fourty times. And not in a good pornstar-blowjob way.

    You can totally thank Foxy for that. It’s a typical response she gets from all the boys. -CS

  2. Foxy Luv October 1, 2008 at 8:47 am #

    I speak the truth. I am a truth speaker.

    No, you are a whore, you are a whore speaker. -CS

  3. j October 1, 2008 at 8:48 am #

    great…. now my daily breakfast of oatmeal is ruined too. thank you. thank you very much.

    As long as it doesn’t have strawberries, you should be safe. -CS

  4. Red October 1, 2008 at 9:53 am #

    WTF ever. Strawberries are delicious and healthy and you should just keep eating.

    I totally will, I just won’t smash them up in oatmeal. -CS

  5. pistols at dawn October 1, 2008 at 10:49 am #

    Thank god I never eat anything remotely healthy…though I did only pour 75% of the bottle of hot sauce on my breakfast burrito because I was a little grossed out. Curse you both.

    Didn’t the hot sauce make it worse? -CS

  6. SinCity October 1, 2008 at 10:13 pm #

    Gezuz Effing Christ, what the hell is wrong with her period that it looks like oatmeal and bits of strawberries?!
    SERIOUSLY! that girl should have her girlie bits checked out cuz damn girl, that ain’t normal!

    BWAHAHAHA!! I’m dying over here!! -CS

  7. kristina October 2, 2008 at 12:13 pm #

    I’m with SinCity – a period that looks like oatmeal and mashed strawberries should be attended to immediately!

    Now what does she eat that we can turn into something gross for you to comment on?

    I can just make her crazy by telling her how I just slept with her husband. She love that. -CS

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