Suck It, Mother Nature

27 Sep

I don’t suck, but Mother Nature does.  She sucks big giant hair donkey balls. 

You know what’s not cool?  The fact that at 6:30 this morning, a massive thunderstorm passed through the area.  Yeah, that blew ass chunks.  It’s hard to sleep when it sounds like the house next door is exploding…for 2 hours.  Stupid Mother Nature.  Oh, and the most fetch part is, that not only was I robbed of my sleep, but my basement flooded too.

Awesome.  Love it when that happens.  On the brightside, 90% of the stuff that’s down there isn’t mine.  A few months ago when my sister and her husband put their house on the market, I offered up my basement as a temporary storage facility.  A year later, their shit’s still down there.  Well, now it’s a little wet (that’s what she said).

Plus I had to clean the floor anyway, guess this will just force me to do it.

3 Responses to “Suck It, Mother Nature”

  1. Teri at 2:30 pm #

    we here in the Philly area keep missing all this lovely weather. hallelujah!

    sorry about the basement, I have that same problem but I have a sump pump that works great.

    My sump pump couldn’t take it. It was just coming too fast and it got overwhelmed.

    That’s what she said. -CS

  2. at 10:33 am #

    i absolutely love your blog. so much that i’ve given it an award (i also stalk you on twitter, just so you know)

    Yay! I heart awards! Thanks! -CS

  3. kristina at 2:25 pm #

    Was it the house next door exploding, or was it a vag? (ala Dani’s comment on your previous post…)

    Too bad the weather didn’t suck more – maybe it woulda sucked the water outta your basement!

    Christ, I hope it was a house next door and not an exploding vag. I can’t imagine the type of clean up that would be involved with that. -CS

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