For Foxy

25 Sep

Foxy's vag gives a whole new meaning to the term, "hotdog in a hallway."

Foxy's vag gives a whole new meaning to, "hotdog in a hallway."

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9 Responses to “For Foxy”

  1. Foxy Luv September 25, 2008 at 4:33 pm #

    Hilarious. And very distinctive – just like cloudy discharge that seeps out of your vag all day, everyday.

    It’s special – just like you.

    I hate you. -CS

  2. Teri September 25, 2008 at 5:44 pm #

    OUCH!!!!!!

    I know. 🙂 -CS

  3. Liz4.0 September 25, 2008 at 6:44 pm #

    Klassy and Fetch

    2 words commonly used to describe me. Along with whore and boozy. -CS

  4. Dr Zibbs September 26, 2008 at 10:06 am #

    She said vag

    Tee hee. -CS

  5. kristina September 26, 2008 at 12:48 pm #

    What I’d like to know is how you two know what each other’s vags look/smell/feel like?

    I have a very close friend whom I’ve known for over 20 years, and we’ve never seen each others bits…

    Obviously you’re not as close as we are. And you call yourself a friend. -CS

  6. kristina September 26, 2008 at 3:16 pm #

    There are some things you just don’t share with anyone, even your “bestest” friend. Afterall, women don’t fart or poop, do they?

    What on earth do those two things have to do with sharing things with your friends? -CS

  7. kristina September 26, 2008 at 6:36 pm #

    Everything! Women do not poop or fart, and they do not show each other their vags (unless, of course, they are lesbians – are you trying to tell us something?).

    Yes, I’m trying to tell you that we know everything. Know what? We even know about your vag. That’s right.

    I wouldn’t want to say your vag is tired, but I just heard it snore.

    -CS

  8. Foxy Luv September 26, 2008 at 7:06 pm #

    Look, honey – I don’t have to see Cath’s vag to know all about it – it’s all over the blogs, the newspapers, the evening news, our local health department’s most wanted list – her vag is like common knowledge and stuff.

    It has a new code name too – the Hot Lava Taco. Just like the real Lava Taco, it is available at anytime of the night or day for like $2.75.

    Damn! I am so freaking good!

    It’s so spicy it burns! -CS

  9. kristina September 30, 2008 at 2:19 pm #

    Well my vag is tired because of all of the extraordinarily fantastic workouts it gets from my boyfriend, and it perks up immediately when he’s in the same room, when I hear his voice, or when I think about him… Life is rough!

    Now Foxy, the reason Cath’s vag is all over the internet, news and bathroom walls is because you put it there!!!

    Thanks for freaking rubbing it in (that’s what she said). Look, you don’t need to come over here and share your wonderful stories about how fantastic your boyfriend is. Need I remind you how long it’s been since mine was tired?? Just look at the stupid peen counter. We’re going on 3.5 weeks. ABSURD! -CS

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