Pooping Tranny

17 Sep

You read that right, I wrote “Pooping Tranny.”  That’s one of the disturbing search terms that I recently noticed was leading people to my blog.  The scary thing is, that there are multiple entries for that search term.  I’m sure that the searcher was not happy to see this post instead of a video of Venus Williams taking a poo on someone.  That’s right, I just called Venus Williams a tranny.

What the f?  Seriously!!  Who the hell wants to watch a tranny poop?  Not I, said the little red hen.  As a matter of fact, I don’t want to watch anyone do that.  Not even pee!! 

3D used to think it was hilariously funny that I would walk out of the bathroom if he was about to pee.  A few times he tried to lure me into the bathroom, thinking that he could catch me off guard.  Here’s the thing, I know the little game he was playing.  Deep down inside, he thought he could talk me into a golden shower.  In his mind, if he could only get me to not be all grossed out when he peed, then one thing would lead to another and eventually we’d be peeing on each others feet in the shower.  Well, f freaking noise.

Anyway, back to my point: people are gross.  Why must you want to see someone poop?  Why?  And why type that into google (like I just did and then was surprised when one of my coworkers appeared behind me at my desk)?  People look for the strangest things, I know that.  The super disturbing part is that sometimes, they end up here.  Again, I’m sure that they’re not pleased when they end up here instead of www.youporn.com or www.redtube.com (WARNING: don’t click on either of those links if you’re at work).

So, for those of you dirty perverts highly esteemed individuals that used any of the following search terms to land here, I’m sorry if you were disappointed.

  • sit on lap fart
  • hairy sissy
  • she pooped on my face
  • pee in cup porn
  • bus station fisting
  • golden shower mouth
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11 Responses to “Pooping Tranny”

  1. Dr Zibbs September 17, 2008 at 2:05 pm #

    Oh I’m sorry. I searched “Cleveland Steamer” and somehow ended up on this blog.

    Did you also do a search for “Hot Carl”? Because those were search terms as well. -CS

  2. Mrs. Flabby and Unfabulous September 17, 2008 at 2:10 pm #

    Dr. Zibbs AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

    Poor Catherinette

    Here’s the thing, Dr. Zibbs wasn’t kidding. -CS

  3. QTMama September 17, 2008 at 2:46 pm #

    I have some of the craziest search terms that lead people to my blog too, and I’m always left wondering WTF?

    However, your search terms are way better. *grin*

    You really have to wander what on earth would make someone look for that kind of stuff. -CS

  4. Chris September 17, 2008 at 3:27 pm #

    I think the same people who publicly freaked about the Janet Jackson split-second nip-flash are the ones privately doing these repulsive searches. It’s the repressed ones who are the scariest.

    Do you think it was Sarah Palin that typed in “pooping tranny”? -CS

  5. Bob Dobalina September 17, 2008 at 4:36 pm #

    I am still waiting for my daily dose of hairy sissy.

    Well, there’s nothing to see here. -CS

  6. Cinnkitty September 17, 2008 at 4:51 pm #

    darlin.. i’m doing my best to point people who have poop and pee questions your way. 🙂

    Sweet. I’m so wicked psyched about that. -CS

  7. Amadeo September 17, 2008 at 9:05 pm #

    Hmmm If I type weird things in the comment section will that add on to the madness?

    Probably…

    I’m thinking about going to your blog and just typing pooping tranny in the comments. Sounds like a good idea to me. -CS

  8. Elisabeth September 18, 2008 at 7:40 am #

    Still laughing… Can’t stop… Have been bit by the damn search fairy this week… Can’t stop laughing

    Try to control yourself, woman! -CS

  9. Del-v September 18, 2008 at 9:59 am #

    I was looking for “two girls one cup.” How did I get here?

    That was you? I’ve had several of those, but have no idea what it meant. -CS

  10. pistols at dawn September 19, 2008 at 1:36 pm #

    Sanchez, you truly aren’t dirty enough.

    I know. -CS

  11. kristina September 23, 2008 at 3:26 pm #

    Well when each of those search terms I entered in Google brought me here, I knew I must have found the right place…

    That’s what we do here at Singleton Enterprises, aim to please. -CS

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