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One Night Only

6 Sep

Ladies and gentlemen!  I’m pleased to announce that this November Foxy and I are taking our show on the road!!

You read that correctly.  For one day only, we will be appearing in the Big Apple.  It’s going to be just like this scene from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.

Only with more boobs.

And no singing.

And also no feathers in our hair.

And there won’t be a stage.

Plus we’re not from Little Rock.

And there will be vag jokes, which never made it into the movie.  Lord only knows why.