Archive | 1:45 pm

Virtual Stalking Gone Wrong

5 Sep

Oh crap.  I just did something so remarkably stupid.  So freaking bad that it made me turn beet red in front of Lit’l Smokey.  Not only is it stupid on my part, but it may make him look like a dumb shit stalker too.  Crap. 


This morning Lit’l Smokey had heard that Baby Tramp had a new boyfriend.  Apparently, one of his friends is her facebook friend.  His friend told him that she had updated her status.  Being the good friend that I am, I offered to help him stalk her on facebook.  After all, that’s one of the best parts about facebook: it allows you to virtually stalk people.  I love virtual stalking.

I had him send me her email address so we could do a quick search, and then he came over to my desk.

No luck.  Couldn’t find anything under her name or her email address.

  • Lit’l Smokey: She has another email address.
  • Me: What is it?
  • Lit’l Smokey: It’s either or
  • Me: Let’s go ahead and try the first one and see if that works.  Nope.  Nothing.  How about the second one?

Just then, I hit the enter key.  Suddenly, the screen changes in front of our very eyes.

“Congratulations!  An email has been sent to inviting her to facebook.”

This is when I begin turning one million shades of red.

  • Lit’l Smokey: Does that mean what I think it means?
  • Me: Yup.
  • Lit’l Smokey: Oh, fuck. 
  • Me: Yup.
  • Lit’l Smokey: Oh God.  I think I might die.