Archive | September, 2008

Protected: A Conversation Between Me & Disney

30 Sep

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Just the Tip Tuesday (09/30/08)

30 Sep

Typically, I like my men tall, dark and handsome.  On occassion, however, some pale blondies creep into my sphere of desire.  Let’s take a moment to admire one of those blondies: Mr. Simon Baker.

Mmm…so dreamy. 

Yeah, yeah, I know what you’re going to say, he looks familiar.  That’s because you’ve seen him around.  First of all, no, he’s not the guy from Felicity, which sucked by the way.  Lord only knews why people liked that show.  So lame. 

He’s the star of a show called The Mentalist, which is only slightly better than Felicity.  Basically, CBS stole the idea from Psych (a hilarious show), and took all the fun out of it.  The only redeeming thing on that show is that he’s on it, and he’s hot. 

Protected: Grab Your Ankles

30 Sep

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There’s Still Time…

29 Sep

Okay, people, now it’s time to see how giving YOU are.  There are still 5 days until the big walkathon for Autism on October 4th. 

Foxy and I are wearing our hooker heels and walking the walk for her delightful young son, who also happens to be my godson.  That’s right, bitches, she actually saw it fit to choose me as a the god mother.  How freaking crazy is that??

Now grab your credit cards, and go to the site below to make your donation.  Go!!  Right now.  Trust me, you’ll feel so much better after you do it. 

Catherinette & Foxy: Klass Act

That’s what she said.

Motorboat This

29 Sep

This one goes out to Newmie and Jane Wonder:

They there, bitches.  This set of moobies is brought to you by the leprechaun and the sub at Wegmans.

Did you like the picture?

Did it remind you of the time we spent together on Friday?

Did you tell your friends about it?

Which friends?

Do they know about us?

What did you say?

Do you like me?

This interrogation brought to you by 3D.

Protected: Wax It?

28 Sep

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Suck It, Mother Nature

27 Sep

I don’t suck, but Mother Nature does.  She sucks big giant hair donkey balls. 

You know what’s not cool?  The fact that at 6:30 this morning, a massive thunderstorm passed through the area.  Yeah, that blew ass chunks.  It’s hard to sleep when it sounds like the house next door is exploding…for 2 hours.  Stupid Mother Nature.  Oh, and the most fetch part is, that not only was I robbed of my sleep, but my basement flooded too.

Awesome.  Love it when that happens.  On the brightside, 90% of the stuff that’s down there isn’t mine.  A few months ago when my sister and her husband put their house on the market, I offered up my basement as a temporary storage facility.  A year later, their shit’s still down there.  Well, now it’s a little wet (that’s what she said).

Plus I had to clean the floor anyway, guess this will just force me to do it.

Protected: “I need some serious vagina.”

26 Sep

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