This Just In…

8 Aug

There’s a very high probability that I will be knocking boots with 3D tonight.  Vangelina Jolie has been so lonely.  So very sad and lonely.

17 Responses to “This Just In…”

  1. cinnkitty at 5:03 pm #

    Is his therapist going to be there to observe, critique and offer suggestions? 😛

    Oh God, he’s going to lecture me like you wouldn’t believe! -CS

  2. Hookdntx at 5:18 pm #

    Dont let her, you need to speak with her about her actions and how it would put a damper on your progress…. Vangelina needs to go back to Billy B.O.B.

    Come on now, you know it makes for far better reading if I make some not so great decisions from time to time. That’s what makes life interesting. -CS

  3. Sylvia at 5:45 pm #

    Can Vangelina just use another toy and nix the possible emotions and steps backwards this could cause?

    She could. But where’s the drama in that? -CS

  4. Teri at 5:51 pm #

    Sorry, I’m a HOPELESS romantic and always want to give second chances………you go, girl!

    I’m going… -CS

  5. Philly at 6:16 pm #

    I hope this doesn’t leave us with another week of tears!

    Have fun !!


    We’ll see what happens. I give it about a 20% shot of actually working out. -CS

  6. Amadeo at 6:22 pm #

    I cannot comment…I’d just say if you do it…do it well and make it count.

    It counted. All 4 times. -CS

  7. sista #2 at 11:42 pm #

    Seriously….Vangelina needs to go buy a vibrator and get to work.

    You’ll be sorry .

    You are leading him on…….
    or are you???

    Did you come to a decision you have not dicussed with us?


    I have one at home and you’re probably right. But, I feel like if I don’t give it a shot then I’ll regret it and I don’t want to have to regret that.

    We are now “dating” and we’ll see how things go. My guess is that we’ll eventually find ourselves back where we were, but maybe he’ll surprise me. -CS

  8. Red at 10:47 am #

    I’m a hopeless romantic, too. Fingers crossed!

    I’ll keep you posted. -CS

  9. muskrat at 1:50 pm #

    this reminds me of the SNL “bad idea jeans” commercial.

    That makes 2 of us. -CS

  10. Detail Medic at 9:45 pm #

    You know…this reminds me of SO many nights where I set out thinking it was a good idea and woke up thinking WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! And then I realized why I left the dude in the first place. Maybe this will take it back or forth but it’ll get you moving one way or another!

    You know what’s strange? Going back to the guy has never worked out for me either, however, it’s always given me a much better sense of closure. Maybe that’s what this is too. -CS

  11. Penny Lane at 2:48 am #

    TEQUILA my friend!!! remember…a drunk vangelina is a happy and celibate-friendly vangelina…NOT!

    There was no booze, and Vangelina enjoys making friends from time to time. -CS

  12. courtney at 7:38 am #

    milk and cookies. yum.


    I heart cookies, I’ll pass on the milk. -CS

  13. Mike at 4:15 pm #

    You sure that’s a good thing? Do you really want to replay the last 2 weeks?

    I feel like I made the best of the possible decisions. None of them were exactly wonderful options, but I took the one I felt was right. Does that make it a good one? No, not really. -CS

  14. Foxy Luv at 6:38 pm #


    We need to support girlfriend in this decision to cast aside the doubts, the qualms, the after school special morals, and go for it! Did Joan of Arc say, “Well, maybe the British will kick our asses,”, NO! Did Annie Sullivan say, “Well, maybe Helen will develop a nice rack and marry some rich guy who doesn’t mind that she’s a mute, “, NO! Did Kate Moss say, “Well maybe people will still like me if I actually eat something and gain 3 pounds, “, NO! They had a chance to go for it – and they went! And, you know, maybe Annie Sullivan was the only one who it really worked out for considering Kate Moss is a hot mess and Joan of Arc was burned at the steak – but that’s not even the point really!

    I totally might work out. And if it doesn’t than she can write a book about it, have it get picked up as an Oprah Book Club choice (even though she hates Oprah), and be richer than that chick who wrote the Harry Potter books. I would totally read it…and be her agent…and take 15%.

    I am just saying – it might work out!

    Umm…thank you? I’m not sure about being compared to Kate Moss. How come you didn’t throw in anything about how Amy Winehouse didn’t go to rehab or stop smoking when they told her to? -CS

  15. thenextfish at 10:33 pm #

    Give her a couple of months peace and it’ll be just like the ol’ days i.e. she’ll have forgotten there is any such thing as sex.

    The nice thing is that we’re only seeing each other a few times a week, so maybe this’ll last a little longer (and by this I mean the sex). -CS

  16. pistols at dawn at 12:48 am #

    Sad and lonely usually goes home with me, so this is probably for the best for you.

    I thought low self esteem and makes bad decisions also went home with you. You’re a popular guy! -CS

  17. Not Carrie Bradshaw at 1:59 pm #

    In the immortal words of Booger in Risky Business, “Sometimes you just gotta say, what the fuck…” Do what feels good. 😉

    One of my favorite characters from a movie. -CS

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