Breakfast of Champions

6 Jul

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.  Frankly, I can’t function unless I eat a little something in the mornings.  Today is no exception.  My breakfast consisted of 2 Tylenol, 4 Advil, 1 antibiotic, and some Cherry Coke Zero.  That’s right, kids, I’m getting sick again.  My throat is sore, my head hurts, and as a cherry on this sickness sundae, I just realized I have a bladder infection.  Super.  My life totally rules right now.

You know the best part?  Tomorrow I’m supposed to go back to work after 6 weeks of being off.  I have a very bad feeling that I might have to call out sick.  Don’t think that they’re going to love that.

Click here because you think I could use some vitamin BJ to ease my sore throat.

10 Responses to “Breakfast of Champions”

  1. Philly July 6, 2008 at 12:09 pm #

    Oh good lord girl !! Get to the doctor STAT !!!


    Doctor? Who needs one of those? I have Dayquil, Uristat, and antibiotics. I’m golden! -CS

  2. DearInternet July 6, 2008 at 5:49 pm #

    Well, that’s what happens to bad girls who say all those stupid things about their mothers.

    You mean this is karma? Damn it! -CS

  3. Meg July 6, 2008 at 9:18 pm #

    Seems like you need a cranberry coke! Hope you feel better.

    Cranberry coke? I’m intrigued! -CS

  4. MisstressM July 6, 2008 at 11:30 pm #

    Hugs and kisses I hope you feel better soon.

    Thanks! I will keep you posted. -CS

  5. Jezebel July 7, 2008 at 8:35 am #

    Wait? Coke makes CHERRY Coke Zero???

    No cranberry juice. Lemonade. Seriously, the acidity helps knock those icky particles right outta’ there.

    Feel better!

    They most certainly do and I could drink a bathtub full of it. It’s delicious!!

    Lemonade, you say? I’m drinking a gallon of it at lunch. Real lemonade or can I have the fake Crystal Light version? -CS

  6. Del-v July 7, 2008 at 8:59 am #

    Go to the doctor (or at least call the doctor). Don’t play around with this stuff. My dad almost died because he thought everything was OK. He spent 2 weeks in Hopkins. Trust me, you don’t want that.

    But it’s the same thing that 3D has. -CS

  7. Del-v July 7, 2008 at 11:56 am #


    3D hasn’t been sick for 6 weeks. Call your doctor!

    But I already talked to the doctor! Last Thursday. -CS

  8. Amadeo July 7, 2008 at 1:58 pm #

    Say it with me:

    Venti Mocha Latte and Nicotine…this is all one needs until Noon.

    Mmm…coffee. -CS

  9. pistols at dawn July 7, 2008 at 9:11 pm #

    I think that you’re such a strumpet that you shouldn’t even be allowed to use the word “cherry.”

    How about the world “virtuous”? Can I use that? -CS

  10. Jezebel July 9, 2008 at 6:02 am #

    Hand me a straw, I’m jumpin’ into that tub with you! Don’t worry, I’ll stay dressed, I don’t wanna’ catch that lovely yeast infection you have! 😉

    The REAL stuff. None of that Crystal Light crap!

    So you’re saying I should go out there and squeeze some lemons? I’m too lazy for that. -CS

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