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Breakfast of Champions

6 Jul

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.  Frankly, I can’t function unless I eat a little something in the mornings.  Today is no exception.  My breakfast consisted of 2 Tylenol, 4 Advil, 1 antibiotic, and some Cherry Coke Zero.  That’s right, kids, I’m getting sick again.  My throat is sore, my head hurts, and as a cherry on this sickness sundae, I just realized I have a bladder infection.  Super.  My life totally rules right now.

You know the best part?  Tomorrow I’m supposed to go back to work after 6 weeks of being off.  I have a very bad feeling that I might have to call out sick.  Don’t think that they’re going to love that.

Click here because you think I could use some vitamin BJ to ease my sore throat.