Archive | 1:51 pm

So Busy & Important

1 Jul

I have returned from vacation!!  The picc line is gone, I’m still not at work, I have about 60 comments to respond to, and I haven’t caught up on anyone’s postings. 

God, I’m totally beat.  Let met tell you about how thrilling my day has been:  I woke up at 7:00 to let the Cujo out, then went back to bed until 11:00 (3D and I were up late “talking”).  Spent 20 minutes cleaning his shower and bathroom sink.  Unloaded the dishwasher.  Took a shower.  Then I played on the computer.  All of this is making me tired and I’m considering going back to bed for another 2 hours.  Or maybe I’m tired because I haven’t had anything to eat since 9:00 last night.  Who knows.  What I do know is that being off of work is exhausting!

Next Monday I go back to work-no more life of leisure for me.  The prospect of getting up at 6:30 in the morning and being trapped in my cubicle or attending boring meetings doesn’t really appeal to me.  What I am looking forward to is seeing my friends, having more time to post (that’s all for you, kids), and feeling like I’m actually productive.  I could totally get used to this whole not working thing, though I’d have to have more to do than run errands and do chores.  Chores and I, we don’t mix.

The other thing I’m looking forward to is my social life picking back up again.  That whole being-in-the-hospital-and-practically-dying really puts a damper on the social life.  Kind of hard to go out and get your boozy suzy on when you’re too tired, on antibiotics, and sporting a stupid picc line.  Last week on vacation, though, I did enjoy a little bit of booze.  Then on Sunday night, to celebrate the removal of the picc line, 3D and I drank an entire bottle of Prosecco.  Is that wrong.

Tonight is going to be a very special night which really does signify the return of girl dates!  I get to see Muffy and Lola tonight AND I’m going to have a cocktail with them!  Woo hoo!!  Then I’m coming home and getting some. 

What could be better than that?

Just the Tip Tuesday (07/01/08)

1 Jul

Oh how I love Just the Tip Tuesday’s.  In honor of our upcoming Independence Day this Friday, I thought it would be a good idea to focus on a hot politician.  Sure, Lincoln was tall and probably had a large peice, and JFK was popular with the ladies.  Neither one of those was my type. 

You know who I had a massive crush on way back when I was 18?  None other than Senator and VP to be, Al Gore.

You just can’t go wrong with a young Al Gore.  You can’t!  So, my friends, go out there and celebrate with your cookouts, and your booze, and do your part for the country to imagine some tomfoolery with our ex-Vice President.*

Amadeo, for you I suggest perhaps someone with a bigger bosom.  She may not be a real politician, but she did try to run against Schwarzenegger.  Mary Carey would definitely give you that nip slip you’ve been looking for.  If you click on this link you will see nipple-consider yourself warned.