Okay, people, we’re in day 5 of vacation and I have a thrilling announcement to make. Ready for this one? I think you should probably sit down for this one. Go ahead, put your drink down and have a seat.
Tomorrow morning, 3D is flying up here and joining us for a few days. He has officially been invited to join us on our little family vacation. Poor bastard doesn’t know what he’s in for. First of all he has to sleep in his own room, though he does get his choice of 3 twin sized beds. Second, the room that he’s in is right next to the kids, meaning that he’ll be up by 5:30 every single morning. Please to enjoy. Finally, I’m on my period. He will have come up all of this way and won’t be able to go anywhere near Vangalina Jolie. Maybe if he’s really lucky I’ll get super bitchy and Simone will make a very special guest appearance.
Poor guy. I did warn him…
Still, it’s exciting times and I can’t wait!!