Festive Fun Times

25 Jun

Okay, people, we’re in day 5 of vacation and I have a thrilling announcement to make.  Ready for this one?  I think you should probably sit down for this one.  Go ahead, put your drink down and have a seat.

Okay.  Ready?

Tomorrow morning, 3D is flying up here and joining us for a few days.  He has officially been invited to join us on our little family vacation.  Poor bastard doesn’t know what he’s in for.  First of all he has to sleep in his own room, though he does get his choice of 3 twin sized beds.  Second, the room that he’s in is right next to the kids, meaning that he’ll be up by 5:30 every single morning.  Please to enjoy.  Finally, I’m on my period.  He will have come up all of this way and won’t be able to go anywhere near Vangalina Jolie.  Maybe if he’s really lucky I’ll get super bitchy and Simone will make a very special guest appearance.

Poor guy.  I did warn him…

Still, it’s exciting times and I can’t wait!!

20 Responses to “Festive Fun Times”

  1. gaining some lb's June 25, 2008 at 9:51 pm #

    poor bastid


  2. SinCity June 25, 2008 at 10:54 pm #

    SHUT UP!

    (and yes, for the record, I did get all Stacey Clinton on yo’ ass…)

  3. Lauren June 25, 2008 at 11:43 pm #

    Um hello, so is the infamous Catherinette “Single”ton no longer single???

    What now?

  4. Missy June 26, 2008 at 12:27 am #

    Poor guy- but obviously you are doing something right if he is still willing to come up despite all the barriers. Have fun!

  5. Lady Jaye June 26, 2008 at 7:42 am #

    I’m thinking it must be lust!

  6. gnugs June 26, 2008 at 8:34 am #

    Hmmm… He’s at your bedside while you’re septic, he mows your lawn, and now he’s willing to brave your family. I WANT ONE!

  7. Amadeo June 26, 2008 at 9:33 am #

    He is hanging in there…it’s like you’re a progessive slots machine.

  8. Jenna June 26, 2008 at 9:34 am #

    Gnugs is right, chica. That one’s a keeper.

  9. Aaliyah June 26, 2008 at 9:59 am #

    Vangelina Jolie!!!! That is the funniest shit I have ever heard. Hmm 3D sounds like a keeper!

  10. Mike June 26, 2008 at 11:00 am #

    Things have to get better at some point.

  11. Desiree June 26, 2008 at 11:39 am #

    Wow! How cool is that?! Sleeping in a twin bed that’s close to the kiddies and away from you… that’s dedication.

  12. Red June 26, 2008 at 3:11 pm #

    Is this the first time he’s met the fam? The boy met my fam after something silly like six weeks, and it actually took some of the pressure off. It was so crazy soon that no one could expect him to go ring shopping yet or anything.

    I’m with the rest: All signs point to “Keeper”!

  13. pistols at dawn June 26, 2008 at 4:56 pm #

    I think this means you guys are married now.

  14. the princess June 26, 2008 at 5:06 pm #

    nothing like shooting him with everything at once! love it! i bet you will still have a good time even with all the distractions. i do hope that simone the bitch stays away for you over the course of his visit.

  15. Not Carrie Bradshaw June 26, 2008 at 6:41 pm #

    Nice. I expect a full re-cap of the hilarity that will ensue from your mom.

  16. cinnkitty June 27, 2008 at 8:52 am #

    Holy Crap… it’s love for sure! Wow.. meeting your family after such a short time? Girl.. you move fast!! Guess that whole “brush with death” (sort of) has put your timeline on fast forward. ha..ha..ha..

    Good luck!

  17. Georgia June 27, 2008 at 2:41 pm #

    good god…..we NEED to get together when you get back.

  18. CaribbeanLurker June 28, 2008 at 4:42 pm #

    whoa! congrats.. meeting la familia? that’s big, poor guy 😛

  19. gaining some lb's June 28, 2008 at 9:30 pm #

    Guess she has been to busy to update us on her vacation. Imagine that.


  20. Cheap Thrills July 1, 2008 at 3:47 am #

    good luck.

    would love to be a fly on the wall!!

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