My Klassy Monday

16 Jun

It’s 5:00 on a Monday afternoon, I’m sick at home and I’m watching Cathouse on HBO on Demand.  Yeah, that’s right, I’m watching adult program in the middle of the freaking day.  I’m klassy, we know this.

It’s amazing what they’ve packed into 30 minutes.  I learned about how old guys often take viagra and then can’t finish, couples that come in for sex therapy, how the girls unwind with their pool parties and hula hoops, how one of the “ladies” also does sex toy parties (this was kind of disturbing as most of the women looked like they were grandmothers and she was teaching them how to give blow jobs.  Aren’t women supposed to know how to do that at an earlier age?), and how frequently the Bunny Ranch hosts Bachelor Parties.

Let me tell you a little something.  If I ever found out that my fiance went to a brothel for his Bachelor Party, the wedding would totally be off.

Darn it, now that the show’s over, I’ll have to pick something else.  Looks like it’s Downtown Girls for me.  I always wanted to know about hookers in Honolulu.  Oh, and apparently there are tranny hookers featured as well.  Thank you, HBO for your excellent selection of programming.  Sure, you don’t have a single movie I want to watch, but you offer hours of shows about hookers and sex.

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11 Responses to “My Klassy Monday”

  1. FunboxComedy June 16, 2008 at 5:34 pm #

    Not only are you watching an adult program in the middle of the day, you Demanded it!

    I demanded 2 of them!! I need help. I really do. -CS

  2. houstonsocialbutterfly June 16, 2008 at 6:34 pm #

    I would NEVER let my fiance go to the cathouse for his Bachelor party….that’s just askin for trouble!!!

    And by “trouble” do you mean “the clap”? -CS

  3. Suze June 16, 2008 at 11:06 pm #

    I love the show “Cathouse”. I was sad to see Air Force Amy leave 😦 One of my friends said that her husband and his friends went there and they just got a drink and a menu (which apparently you have to pay for). Sure…wink…wink….I believe they just went there for a drink….wink….wink.

    I love the show too. Sadly, I have not seen nearly enough episodes.

    FYI: “drink off the menu” is code for “BJ and anal”. -CS

  4. pistols at dawn June 17, 2008 at 12:56 am #

    I hope your hand isn’t over five pounds so you can lift it often enough to take care of anything that seems like a good idea during said programs.

    You mean like grabbing the Doritos or the remote control to change the channel? -CS

  5. Stephanie June 17, 2008 at 12:59 am #

    When I was pregnant and on bedrest, I bought 2 seasons of Alias. It was awesome…no commercials, no waiting to the next week. I have Alias and 24, interested?

    Great shows! I used to love Alias-right up until the last season when it started sucking dog balls. -CS

  6. Amadeo June 17, 2008 at 10:46 am #

    I can beat that…this dude that once lived in my basement (old enough to be my father) used to watch hardcore porn at 8:00 am. He also had the volume up…I don’t want to hear all that when I’m making coffee. Worse still was he didn’t work…If I’m sleeping with a woman I may wake up and get randy…but I’ve never felt the urge for porn that early in the morning.

    Wow, that guy had some problems. Let me guess, he was totally single. I’m right, aren’t I?- CS

  7. One Date Wonder June 17, 2008 at 12:11 pm #

    Ooooo, Stephanie raises a good point. I have the full 7 seasons of SaTC, a season of Wonderfalls, and a few seasons of Charmed. Need entertaining?

    Also? Where is FOXY when I need her? Catherinette totally vacuumed today. She must be stopped.

    I love TV, I really do.

    Know what? I still think that Foxy has no idea that I vacuumed. Is that wrong? -CS

  8. Mike June 17, 2008 at 3:49 pm #

    Hey your getting close to #5 again. I know you’re sick but your going to need to blog more.

    But the blogging will get in the way of my watching adult programming and napping in the middle of the day. What’s a girl to do? -CS

  9. Melissa June 17, 2008 at 8:24 pm #

    I love watching this show during the day. I work monday through friday, so saturday in the middle of the day while I am cleaning the house and the husband is away. Can’t do it on sunday, because its a sin. Just started reading your blog and love it.

    That’s a super way to spend a Saturday. Much better than running errands or having to do gardening.

    Glad you like it. 🙂 -CS

  10. Tabbie June 18, 2008 at 7:39 pm #

    bachelor parties should be outlawed altogether. boys are baaaaaad.

    They certainly are!! They are naughty, and I’m sure the Cathouse girls would totally spank them. -CS

  11. Cosmo June 19, 2008 at 11:10 am #

    Love Cathouse! I always learn something! Hmm, does Nevada has a men massage & listen house? I would be ALL for that!

    Glad you making the most out of your “Vacation” Get well SOON!

    They really need to have more episodes on Demand. Might have to go and check out some other stuff as I’m currently trapped in the house. -CS

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