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Sticky Hot

7 Jun

It’s freaking hot as sin outside today.  Why must it be so hot?  Why?  Can’t we just have a few nice weeks before it starts feeling like we live inside a volcano?  Boo, I say.  Sure, I missed the last week in May and the first week in June due to illness, but still.  I freaking feel robbed.  Stupid global warming.

My house does not have central air.  That’s fine with me as it allows me to control which sections of the house remain cool when I’m gone (I always have to leave the air on so the dog doesn’t roast in the house).  Today, 3 of the 4 window units are running.  I still feel like I’m going to melt.  When 3D comes over here, I’m having him put in the super powerful window unit.  The one that weighs 2 tons but will cool the whole downstairs to a comfortable temperature.  Then I can spend the week downstairs with my ass on the couch.  Thankfully, it will be cool enough so that my butt doesn’t stick to anything.

Today was the first time in almost 2 weeks that I ventured out of my house on my own.  Upon opening the door and stepping outside, I practically melted.  It was tragic.  Then, the tingling started on my upper lip.  This is a sure sign that the sweating had started.  I hate sweating.  I hate it with a fiery passion equal to a thousand bolts of lightening.  I hate the sticky feeling.  I hate the way it makes my cheek flush.  And I freaking hate the way my boobs start sticking to my body.  Oh, and when my thighs rub together.  It sucks.  Not even outside for 2 freaking minutes and sweating-sure part of it may have been attributed to the fact that I’m still sick and should probably not be going outside.  But still.

Tonight 3D and I are going out.  I will have to sweat in front of him-and not because we’re having naked fun times.  Ugh.  I hate sweating.  Within 30 seconds my make-up will melt off my face.  I just know it.  I’m totally going to use the excuse that it’s because I’m sick.  But that will only take me so far, I won’t be able to use that for the rest of the summer.  Damn it!!  Next week we’re supposed to go to a baseball game in Delaware, if it’s as hot out as it is today, I might just have to die.

So freaking hot.