There’s nothing like calling your work friends “hookers” and catching a quick feel in the hallway when no one’s looking. We all know that Foxy is funny and that from time to time we have work conversations that are less than professional. As a matter of fact, I’m surprised that we haven’t been sent to HR and been promptly fired.
Today, Foxy took a different approach. She went into our mail room to pick up her mail and was kind enough to check my box too. [Ha ha! I said “box”.] Anyway, I knew she was up to something when she flashed me her devious whore smile of hers.
Next thing I know she says to me, “Hey, I picked up your mail again.” Then she handed me this…
Really freaking nice, Foxy. Thanks for saying I work in a whorehouse. No, thanks, I totally mean it.
Wait, if you guys are colleagues then I guess she’s a whorehouse worker too.
I am just here to find the silver lining in every insult.
How’d that beer and prophylactic run work out?
She’s the biggest whore of all.
It was a bummer. They didn’t have the beer I wanted so I spent my money on Colt 45. That’s klassy, right? -CS
Came across your blog on humorblogs.com and am looking forward to reading more. Love it.
Welcome and enjoy the shenanigans!-CS
Be proud of who you are !!
Guess it’s better than be a slut
It’s way better than being a slut because I get paid. -CS
I ❤ Foxy.
So do the maintenance men and the cafeteria workers. -CS
Afternoon Hobag!!!!
Be proud of the “whore-standing”. Once 40 comes….then your a hag.
Peace
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Thanks, whore! -CS
I always take “hooker” as a compliment.
What else could it possibly be? -CS
Whenever I do that stuff I get fired.
That’s because you do it to your boss. -CS
If you work in an environment where you are more likely to be sexually harassed by a member of the same sex (than the opposite sex), you are more likely to get away with it, and have no worries.
Its what keeps the world in order.
It keeps the peace. It really does. -CS
I say be proud of your whore-iness.
I wear it with pride. -CS
If you’re her whore, is she your pimp?
Hells to the no. I own her ass. -CS
I like Foxy…You must strike back.
I’m totally going to strike while the iron’s hot. -CS
I enjoy how you characterize our inappropriate conversations as a “time to time” thing. Seriously, if we could get through a single day without discussing pet names for our vagines (I call mine my VaZsa Zsa because sometimes it slaps a cop), porn, prostitution, or sexual habits in general – it would be a freaking miracle. We are dirty, dirty beggars – and proud of it.
From the first cup of coffee in the AM till I power off my PC it is whore-fest, baby. No time to time about it.
Come on! Not everyone needs to know that we feel each other up at work, and pass notes back and forth that have “whore” written on them. -CS
What does it say about me that the first thing I noticed about your lovely piece of mail was the word “Tips” in the phrase “Tools, Tips and Toys…” It totally made me think of Just The Tip Tuesdays!
That was totally a hint, wasn’t it? -CS
That Foxy sure is a quick one. Did you give her a cookie?
Gross. Her husband is responsible for giving her her cookies. Not me. We’re not THAT close. -CS
LMAO. Foxy is a real work of art!
I laughed out loud when I saw this picture…now who is 12?
-Lucky