Exciting News

21 May

People!  I have an exciting announcement to make.  This is exciting stuff. 

Some of you will be thrilled, others will be insanely jealous, and some of you may not care (but it’s only because you’re new here and may not know better).

Read on…

It’s with great pleasure that I announce that an extremely popular individual will be in town this weekend.  That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, the great Infamous JP will be here all for the exciting Memorial Festivities (and by “exciting Memorial Festivities” I mean “my drunken escapades”).  Several of us (me, and my boobs) will be showing him around town and taking him to some local hot spots.  Hopefully, there won’t be any bar fights or drunken grope sessions from random strangers-unless it’s me doing the groping.

So, J Peen JP, get ready to booze it up and be enthralled by my Lucky Charms (they’re magically delicious).

10 Responses to “Exciting News”

  1. Infamous JP May 21, 2008 at 3:48 pm #

    Let’s just hope my A.D.D. doesn’t kick in and all I do is stare at your boobs the entire time. I like to keep it at a good even ratio.

    BOOBIES 20%,
    ASS 20%,
    BOOZE 10%
    EYES 5%

    Honey, your ADD has already kicked in. Newmie and One Date Wonder are going to be bringing their boobs out on Friday. You’ll have a variety of options to stare at. -CS

  2. teri May 21, 2008 at 7:22 pm #

    I don’t know, you’ve got a great rack and I think it’s impossible for him to look anywhere else but at your boobs.

    He could totally look at someone else’s cleavage too. -CS

  3. Philly May 21, 2008 at 7:28 pm #

    Wear big earrings to distract him or I dare say that maybe simone will show up and he won’t notice your boobs.

    Not Simone!! Please, not Simone! -CS

  4. Gaining Some LB's May 21, 2008 at 8:01 pm #

    I say….Jump his bones…..or bone….and BONE appetit….

    He is a cutie for sure.

    Go with the a-la-carte look and let the girls shine!

    It’s memorial weekend…….I say grope his azz all weekend!!!!!


    J Peen, Gaining Some LB’s has spoken. You’re in trouble now, mister. -CS

  5. Tabbie May 21, 2008 at 10:50 pm #

    jeez its a good thing I don’t mind sharing. Otherwise I’d be totally hating you two with jealousy this weekend. Please take pics if you make out & stuff.

    We’ll totally make a video of all of the awkward moments. -CS

  6. Newmie May 22, 2008 at 11:11 am #

    Wait, wait. How is he going to look at your boobies and mine at the same time? I guess I’ll just wear a turtle neck instead. Damn it.

    It’s a holiday weekend. The more the merrier. Jane is going to bring hers out too so JP will just spend the evening staring at boobs. I’m sure he won’t mind. -CS

  7. Ginormous Boobs May 22, 2008 at 12:26 pm #

    Here’s a couple suggestions for a JP weekend:

    1. Do not video tape awkward moments. They are best kept in one’s memory (but they do make great souvenirs) Crap, I better call off that camera crew.
    2. Avoid tattoo parlors I can certainly do that.
    3. Bring a remote For?
    4. Have plenty of Gatorade on hand Done and done.
    5. Try not to break it – cap activities around hour 5 Honey, I’m so out of practice that I would probably only need about 45 minutes.
    6. Tell him not to call you a bitch. Sometimes it just sneaks out I actually don’t mind that.
    7. Make him trim his nails I’ll bring nail clippers.
    8. If a guy from Bulgaria wants to dance with you, let him. The rewards rock I don’t dance so these perks won’t occur.
    9. Batteries, batteries, batteries As a single woman, I am never short of batteries.
    10. Learn to love Blake Lewis I would but my new ipod still hasn’t arrived and I’m going to be very busy this evening being at the movie theatre.

    Christ, this is a long freaking list. I’m tired already! -CS

  8. Infamous JP May 22, 2008 at 1:14 pm #

    GB I will agree with most of those suggestions… however….

    1. Camera for the fully clothed moments are suggested. The unclothed moments is not only suggested but it’s prefered (I KID)
    2. I don’t have any tattoo thoughts in my head.
    3. Um the remote that would like to have is not even in my time zone.
    4. We have got to party like a rock star. 6 hours of fun is what I’m aiming for,
    5. I’m getting my hair cut too. How bout that.
    6. Blake Lewis no… Jason Mraz yes…. “She’s just another…..”

    I feel like I’m going to need a choreographer and a whole support staff for this. -CS

  9. Bob Dobalina May 22, 2008 at 5:15 pm #

    Have an awesome time and make sure to do lots of things that can’t be blogged about.

    And then post about them anyway.

    I will take this into consideration and then probably do things that I won’t blog about and you’ll all be left to wonder.

    Oh, and JP, don’t give me any hickies because I have a date on Sunday. Or go ahead and give me a hicky, but not anywhere that he’ll find it. -CS

  10. Ginormous Boobs May 23, 2008 at 6:33 pm #

    I totally forgot number 11…

    beware of the bite marks, scratches and hickeys!!

    I managed to escape unscathed! No marks. -CS

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