The First Date Recap

19 May

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to describe my date last night: Dreamy Dreamboat from Dreamtown.

That is all.

18 Responses to “The First Date Recap”

  1. Lady Jaye May 19, 2008 at 8:55 am #

    hooray for fabulous first dates. I hope to have my own this weekend!

    I’m keeping my fingers crossed for you. 🙂 -CS

  2. Newmie May 19, 2008 at 9:09 am #

    Dreamy? You did it, didn’t you?

    If by “did it” you mean “flew paper airplanes in the parking lot”, then yes, we “did it”.

    Believe it or not, I don’t kiss on the first date. -CS

  3. Red May 19, 2008 at 9:36 am #

    So, what you’re saying is that he doesn’t live in Baltimore?

    And that he’s married, has 4 kids, and a record. -CS

  4. Rachel May 19, 2008 at 9:48 am #

    Yeah!! You need to give details!

    Maybe I will, maybe I won’t. -CS

  5. Mr. Fabulous May 19, 2008 at 11:09 am #

    I am going to go out on a limb and say that’s a good thing…

    I should hope it is! -CS

  6. Gaining Some LB's May 19, 2008 at 12:07 pm #

    Did you go fishing on the Dreamboat?


    I’m saving that for the 3rd date. Assuming we make it that far. -CS

  7. courtney May 19, 2008 at 12:28 pm #


    Go, me! -CS

  8. Bert Bananas May 19, 2008 at 12:50 pm #

    I’m glad you’re optimistic. I went on a couple of first dates with women who thought my dreamboatiness was a cover for things dark and perverted. It wasn’t; I wear my perversions on my sleeve. My wife of many years was the optimist who said, he is what he is, accepting me for the dreamboat that I am. So good luck.

    He brought in a copy of all of his criminal records, so we’re good. -CS

  9. cinnkitty May 19, 2008 at 2:06 pm #

    This DESPITE the horrible “Bang Incident of 2008!” well, go you girlie girl! I’m proud of ya! 🙂

    I know, right?? If he could get past that he has to be a keeper. -CS

  10. Andrew May 19, 2008 at 2:18 pm #

    So you are now sitting at your desk drawing hearts with arrows through them and initials, while staring and waiting for ‘the call’ 😉

    Well good for you, I’m still recovering from the woman of a certain age who was flouncing around the gym, tight leggings, with for some reason a lacy g-string worn outside, tight pink bra top, somewhat sagging, a long complete rats nest of blonde hair with racoon eye make-up to match. But none of the above could compete with the white, vein filled muffin top explosion emanating from her mid riff. There, a pain shared is a pain halved. Enjoy your lunch y’all

    Don’t be silly now! I’m not drawing hearts…I’m picking out china patterns.

    How are your eyes not bleeding right now?? -CS

  11. thenextfish May 19, 2008 at 3:40 pm #

    Ohhhh it sounds like you’ve caught the Love Boat destined straight for Dreamtown with a transfer to get yourself onto the Dreamboat to Love Island. Just don’t mount the Dreamboat too soon.

    Wait, what’s too early?? -CS

  12. Suze May 19, 2008 at 4:52 pm #

    Well that says it all 🙂

    Also, he is funny. Very, very funny. -CS

  13. wontletlifedefineme May 19, 2008 at 5:51 pm #

    Sounds good! More details?? 🙂

    Details about what? -CS

  14. Kicked Horse May 19, 2008 at 11:00 pm #

    But does he have a lazy eye and sleep on the couch???

    Sadly, he does not. He does, however, love ice storms and the beltway. -CS

  15. SinCity May 20, 2008 at 1:03 am #

    So, what I’m reading here, is that your Triple D’s met their Triple D?

    Sorry. Just get caught up here, so yay on good first date!!! that’s awesome.

    And you may not have gone fishing, but you reached for the poll, don’t lie 😉

    BWAHAHAHA!! Good one!

    And yet, no. The closest he got to them is when he dropped his eyes in there and I had to fish them out and hand them back to him. Actually, he was pretty discreet about looking.

    Didn’t touch the pole…yet. -CS

  16. Amadeo May 20, 2008 at 7:06 pm #

    So….he’s kind of ok, huh?

    Kind of, if you like Dreamy Dreamboats. -CS

  17. Wontletlifedefineme / Marjolein May 21, 2008 at 11:17 am #

    Sordid, sordid details! 😉

    There was booze, and there was flirting. And he is dreamy. -CS

  18. Ginormous Boobs May 30, 2008 at 4:14 pm #

    So who is this guy? Where did he come from? I need a few more details!

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