Foxy, Disney, Amber*, and I just got back from lunch. As we piled into Disney’s sweet Altima (the spoiler makes the car), Foxy announced that she was going to flash her hooha upon exiting the vehicle. This, of course, was in homage to one of the role models for today’s youth, Paris Hilton.
Upon our arrival to our glorious parking garage, and Foxy’s hooha flashing I was inspired to come up with names for books that will obviously become classics for the kids of the most recent generations.
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Whoreton Hears a Hooha
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Winnie the Peen
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Bi-curious George
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Frog & Toad are Friends with Benefits
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Oh the Places You’ll Ho
- The Adventures of Peenochio
I can just imagine kids and their parents standing in line for hours waiting to get the books fresh off the press. Forget you JK Rowling and your Harry Potter books. And I can’t even wait for the film adaptation of the books. This is a goldmine. Parents will literally be dragging their kids to the movies. Especially the dads.
*Her name is Amber because that’s a stripper name and this girl has a smoking hot body that belongs wrapped around a pole-not in Corporate America. I mean really, this girl could make some serious cash. SERIOUS CASH. Oh, and she’s a gymnast. I see you boys pulling out your wallets already.