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6 May

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6 May

Guess what, kids?  That horrible yellow abomination that was parked in front of my house the other day-you know, the one I called the cops about?  It’s freaking gone!  Those stupid bastards decided to park it in their driveway (which is where it originally belonged) instead of right in front of my house.

Thank you, Baltimore County Police Department.  You complete me and you had me at “hello”.

Sure, they’ll probably park their giant gas-guzzling SUV in front of my house, but at least it’s not that god awful yellow car.

An Open Letter to Foxy

6 May

Dear Foxy,

I’d like to welcome you to the 21st Century.  There’s this new invention that you may or may not have heard of.  We call this “call waiting”.  You see, it allows people to call you even though you’re on the other line.  You’d actually hear a beeping and could switch over to see who is calling you.

In this case, the person calling would be me to deliver the message that Claude may be coming out with us on Friday.  Sadly, your lack of willingness to join the rest of us in the 21st century is prohibiting me from giving you this wonderful news.

I hope you’re happy.  I hope you’re happy now.

Your “friend” who is way hipper and more modern than you,

Catherinette

Bad Decision Blvd.

6 May

Guess who has another secret boyfriend??  Me!!  Me!!

I’m working on a few projects with a manager from another site.  This man has a voice like velvet, and frequently CK and I spend the bulk of the meetings IMing each other about the fine quality of his voice.  He happens to be here for the week, and I just about keeled over when I saw him.  He’s not as good looking as his voice, but he’s kind of easy on the eyes.

Know what else?  We’re going to dinner on Thursday AND I’ll be visiting his office in June.  Guess what else?  He’s not married!!

Ladies and gentlemen, can it be that there’s a bad decision waiting for me just around the corner??

Just the Tip Tuesday (05/06/08)

6 May

Let us take a moment to thank the little baby Jesus and all the woodland creatures for Tuesdays.  Oh how they seem so much better now that Just the Tip Tuesdays have started.

Today, we have a very special treat.  As many of you know, Sex and the City will be hitting theatres in the next few weeks.  This means the return of uber hot hotty: Jason Lewis (aka Jerry “Smith” Jerrod). 

Ladies (and boys who like boys), grab a napkin because it’s time to drool.