Foxy Says Comforting Things

2 May

This is Foxy’s idea of being supportive:

“I don’t mean this to sound bitchy, but you haven’t been in a relationship for awhile.  Or even close to one.”

Followed by:

[Regarding my thought process] “I can’t possibly do that.  The fear is overwhelming.  I’m a big freak.”

Thanks for rubbing it in.  Where’s that liquid bleach cocktail when I need one?

8 Responses to “Foxy Says Comforting Things”

  1. Foxy Luv at 10:31 am #

    There is thing called context! You should check it out.

    These were really very comforting and supportive things – they just sound really horrible out of context.

    At any rate – you loved it!

    No you loved it. You thought it was really super funny to see my tears wash away all my make-up. Thank you for being a friend. -CS

  2. Red at 12:05 pm #

    Congrats on hitting the six figure hit mark! Can true love be far behind?

    BTW, l don’t know if you’ve had a chance to stop by “What I Like About the Universe” lately, but there’s a new sheriff in town, at least for now 😉

    Totally going to have to go and check that out… -CS

  3. You should just jump into any relationship that stops by to make her eat her words. And then get out of it. Quick-like.

    This is a very well thought out plan. I just might do it…tonight on my date with 6 flags. -CS

  4. Newmie at 3:14 pm #

    Forget the relationship. You should just jump on Dr, Slightly Evil. You get ass AND a discount on cocktails.

    That will show her!:)

    It really is putting the stress on cocktail. How can you go wrong with free booze and hot sex. Only I don’t know if I could actually have sexy times with him. If it’s just a fling, I’m sticking with Cool Hand Luke. -CS

  5. Foxy Luv at 4:15 pm #

    I agree about jumping on the bad doctor. Discounted cocktails are always welcome!

    Mmm…booze. -CS

  6. cinnkitty at 4:40 pm #

    Those w/o relationships want one in the worst way.
    Those WITH relationships wonder “what the hell am I doing” all the time.

    Geez, we are never satisfied, are we?
    (we being the ubiquitous we, the general we)

    The grass is always greener. Always. -CS

  7. Grant Miller, Esq. at 6:07 pm #

    Propose marriage on first dates.

    I like to skip that part and just start talking about what we’ll name our kids. -CS

  8. leonesse at 8:00 pm #

    Aren’t friends great?

    They’re the best, ever! -CS

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