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Foxy Says Comforting Things

2 May

This is Foxy’s idea of being supportive:

“I don’t mean this to sound bitchy, but you haven’t been in a relationship for awhile.  Or even close to one.”

Followed by:

[Regarding my thought process] “I can’t possibly do that.  The fear is overwhelming.  I’m a big freak.”

Thanks for rubbing it in.  Where’s that liquid bleach cocktail when I need one?