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Georgia Rule

1 May

I love going out on girl dates.  They’re so much fun.  You talk, you drink, you make fun of other people, and you never have to worry about ending up in the back of some yellow(ish) Mustang.  Your friends cheer you on if you’re on the cusp of making a bad decision, and then mock you endlessly the next day.  But you know what, you’d do the same thing to them.  Girlfriends just rock.

One of the things I’ve enjoyed most about writing this blog is having the chance to meet people I never would have met.  Georgia, is one of those people.  Last week we went on our very first girl date (Saturday we went on our second).  She’s funny, she’s cute, and she can do a Southern accent that will leave you in stitches.  Oh, and she has the cutest little jackets you’ve ever seen.

Anyway, I learned something really valuable when I was out with Georgia on Thursday.  I learned about the 4 pump rule.  Have you heard about this?  Because if you have and you never told me, I hate you forever.  Here it is: it doesn’t count as sex if he pumps 4 times or less.  It’s gold!  I’ve never heard of such a wonderful rule-and with such a great name.  Sure I’ve heard of the 2 pump chump, or someone Larry Byrding it (2 pumps and a shoot, thanks to Muffy for introducing me to that one), but the 4 pump rule actually reduces your numbers!!

By my count, there are at least 2 guys who have now been stricken from my list.  Georgia, thanks for making me feel way more virtuous than I actually am.

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1 May

You see that widget at the top right hand corner of the screen called “Site Looky Loos”?  I think it’s quite possible that in the next 2 days that number is going to change and it’s going over 100,000.  I imagine that it’s just 6 readers that come back about 100 times a day in hopes that there’s something new to read.  Or it could be all of those people that end up here by entering the search term “sugar daddy.com”.  That’s accounted for 406 hits, and it’s the number 2 all time search term for this blog.  Oh, and “muffin top” is in the top 10!

Never in a million gagillion years would I have thought that this blog would get so many hits.  I remember last summer when Lauren and I had a chat about site stats and she said I’d hit 10,000 hits in no time.  I thought she was crazy.  Now it’s almost 10 times that!!

I still can’t believe that people come to this blog of their own free will and actually want to read what I have to write. 

Thank you. I’m grateful to those of you that read/comment on my crazy ramblings.  As long you keep coming (that’s what she said), I’ll keep writing.