I love going out on girl dates. They’re so much fun. You talk, you drink, you make fun of other people, and you never have to worry about ending up in the back of some yellow(ish) Mustang. Your friends cheer you on if you’re on the cusp of making a bad decision, and then mock you endlessly the next day. But you know what, you’d do the same thing to them. Girlfriends just rock.
One of the things I’ve enjoyed most about writing this blog is having the chance to meet people I never would have met. Georgia, is one of those people. Last week we went on our very first girl date (Saturday we went on our second). She’s funny, she’s cute, and she can do a Southern accent that will leave you in stitches. Oh, and she has the cutest little jackets you’ve ever seen.
Anyway, I learned something really valuable when I was out with Georgia on Thursday. I learned about the 4 pump rule. Have you heard about this? Because if you have and you never told me, I hate you forever. Here it is: it doesn’t count as sex if he pumps 4 times or less. It’s gold! I’ve never heard of such a wonderful rule-and with such a great name. Sure I’ve heard of the 2 pump chump, or someone Larry Byrding it (2 pumps and a shoot, thanks to Muffy for introducing me to that one), but the 4 pump rule actually reduces your numbers!!
By my count, there are at least 2 guys who have now been stricken from my list. Georgia, thanks for making me feel way more virtuous than I actually am.
