Fun Work Conversations

28 Apr

I’m totally on a roll with this whole acting-like-a-12-year-old thing.  Witness my conversation with Lit’l Smokey and friends just minutes ago.

  • Lit’l Smokey: [Referring to a candy bar he gave me] I gave it to her.
  • Me: And it took me a week’s worth of antibiotics to get rid of it.
  • Foxy: How’s Baby Tramp?
  • Me: She still has that rash.
  • Foxy: Catherinette, you’re on fire today!
  • Me: Yeah, but it’s much better since I started using that ointment.

Mind you that this entire conversation took place just minutes after Foxy and I ran to the ladies room because some woman was using an electric breast pump in one of the stalls.  Foxy came running over to me and dragged me into the bathroom because it sounded like someone was using a vibrator.  We ran in there, washed our hands, and snickered like 12 year olds.

We are so mature.

7 Responses to “Fun Work Conversations”

  1. Foxy Luv April 28, 2008 at 2:53 pm #

    And it was AWESOME!

    I’d even venture to say it was magical. -CS

  2. Red April 28, 2008 at 3:07 pm #

    See, for this conversation, I would have had to be at least 15. But I was a late bloomer.

    At least you bloomed. -CS

  3. teri April 28, 2008 at 3:58 pm #

    you have to have some fun at the workplace. can you imagine if none of these cool conversations or situations happened at work? I think you might jump from the nearest tall building.

    I would totally jump from a building only I’m too lazy to walk that far. -CS

  4. pistols at dawn April 28, 2008 at 5:28 pm #

    What would have been less funny: if she was using a vibrator.

    It still would have been funny to me. -CS

  5. tabbie April 28, 2008 at 10:39 pm #

    at my work, there are lactation rooms for women to use their breast pumps in. they are awesome. the rooms- not the pumps. I mean the pumps might be awesome, but I’ve never tried them.

    We have them too, but they’re in other buildings of our campus. I don’t know why they make it so hard for the moms. They should just have them in each building. -CS

  6. Ginormous Boobs April 29, 2008 at 12:46 am #

    You know what’s weirder…have you seen the ladies who use that gross cup thing during their period? Then they empty it in the bathroom sink?!?

    So effing gross. It should be illegal.

    OMFG! That is DISGUSTING!! Why would someone ever do that in a public place. Such a woman should be flogged! -CS

  7. mistyjade April 29, 2008 at 1:59 pm #

    My work conversation revolves around potty-training and eating sand… If only there was another smart-ass to have those kind of conversations with! I’ll have to live vicariously through you!

    I refuse to listen to such chatter. As a single woman, I object to such things. -CS

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