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Protected: Further Proof That I’m 12 (Continued)

28 Apr

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What the F??

28 Apr

Can someone please explain to me what the hell is up with facebook right now??  I’ve been trying to log onto my account for about 45 minutes and facebook “is not responding”!  Come on now!  I have flair to send and messages to freaking respond to.  This is making me want to rage in silence.

And I’m hungry too.  I want a hamburger.  Right now.  I mean now, Now, NOW!!  If only I wasn’t too busy laying in bed watching TV I’d totally go out and get one.  God I’m lazy.

Fun Work Conversations

28 Apr

I’m totally on a roll with this whole acting-like-a-12-year-old thing.  Witness my conversation with Lit’l Smokey and friends just minutes ago.

  • Lit’l Smokey: [Referring to a candy bar he gave me] I gave it to her.
  • Me: And it took me a week’s worth of antibiotics to get rid of it.
  • Foxy: How’s Baby Tramp?
  • Me: She still has that rash.
  • Foxy: Catherinette, you’re on fire today!
  • Me: Yeah, but it’s much better since I started using that ointment.

Mind you that this entire conversation took place just minutes after Foxy and I ran to the ladies room because some woman was using an electric breast pump in one of the stalls.  Foxy came running over to me and dragged me into the bathroom because it sounded like someone was using a vibrator.  We ran in there, washed our hands, and snickered like 12 year olds.

We are so mature.

Protected: Further Proof That I’m 12

28 Apr

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