You Whore!

23 Apr

God, I’m so mature.  I really am.  I’m in the middle of IM’ing a friend of mine and I swear the conversation goes like this:

  • Me: What’s up, whore?
  • Her: You’re a whore.
  • Me: Prove it.
  • Her: Bite me.
  • Me: Whatever.  I’m so cool.
  • Her: Yeah, for a whore.
  • Me: It takes one to know one and you know them all.

We’re talking a good 5 minutes of carrying on like this. 

If only we added some fart jokes and played Halo 3 with one another, then14 year old boys all over the country should be proud.

12 Responses to “You Whore!”

  1. Amadeo April 23, 2008 at 4:27 am #

    I’m not sure how she managed a come back after that last line of yours.

    We moved on to other topics, like having the clap and stuff. -CS

  2. Newmie April 23, 2008 at 7:11 am #

    I have news for you…you are not alone. My best friend from high school is actually named “whore” in my cell phone. Our messages to one another, much like our greetings upon answering the phone go something like this:

    Me: WHORE!
    Her: Your mother
    Me: No…your fucking mother
    Her: nope…YOUR fucking mother
    Me: Yep

    You and I are totally going to have to start texting one another. -CS

  3. pistols at dawn April 23, 2008 at 8:11 am #

    I’d like to think that I’ve moved beyond fart and poop jokes, but I haven’t.

    Do men ever move beyond those? -CS

  4. Lady Jaye April 23, 2008 at 8:46 am #

    Further proof that you’re my hero.

    I hope you won’t be disappointed when I tell you that I don’t wear a cape. -CS

  5. Lola Magnolia April 23, 2008 at 1:35 pm #

    I haven’t used my IM in ages. It works well when you’re on the dating site and want to continue your conversations offline, but I just don’t have the desire to talk to any of those nudniks! Shit, I can’t even remember what my Yahoo password is!

    I rarely use it. I have my gmail account and I like to keep myself as “invisible”, so I can see who else is on. This one girlfriend is the only one I ever really IM. -CS

  6. teri April 23, 2008 at 8:35 pm #

    you’re obviously 13 year old girls, right?

    We totally are! -CS

  7. Mister Underhill April 23, 2008 at 9:08 pm #

    Does this mean you put out?

    Has there ever been any question? -CS

  8. Newmie April 23, 2008 at 10:11 pm #

    I can always use another drinking/texting buddy.:)

    Score! -CS

  9. the princess April 24, 2008 at 3:30 am #

    ohhhh i enjoy childish humor on occasion as well.

    Who doesn’t?? -CS

  10. Mister Underhill April 24, 2008 at 10:24 pm #

    Well, you still haven’t put out for ME. How weird is that?

    Maybe if you weren’t clear across the country we wouldn’t have this issue. You already know how I feel about your peen. -CS

  11. Mister Underhill April 25, 2008 at 8:12 am #

    Actually I don’t, but I wouldn’t mind finding out if you know what I mean 😉

    Grrr!! You naughty, dirty man whore! -CS

  12. Ginormous Boobs April 26, 2008 at 10:17 pm #

    Uh yeah…have had this conversation many times before.

    That’s because you’re a whore. -CS

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