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A Important Question for All Humanity

16 Apr

Remember when you were little and in school learning about George Washington?  They always told the story about how he chopped down the cherry tree and then copped to it because he couldn’t tell a lie.  He basically saved himself from a big ass whipping by telling the truth and so his dad forgave him and we should all tell the truth and blah, blah, blah.

So here’s my question: how come they never teach you about Sir Mix-A-Lot?  He likes big butts and he cannot lie.

Behold…

16 Apr

You are all about to witness a real miracle. 

Not sure whether or not this coincides with the Pope’s visit to Washington.  

Behold my big news!

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16 Apr

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