Just the Tip Tuesday (04/15/08)

15 Apr

May I present to you one of hottest Hollywood hotties: Chris Evans.  If you stare closely at the picture, you can see that he wants me-there’s a message written in the sweat all over his firm, hot abs.

Feel free to drool all over your computer screens.  Just remember, I saw him first.  He is mine and I’m not sharing this one, bitches.

19 Responses to “Just the Tip Tuesday (04/15/08)”

  1. Lady Jaye April 15, 2008 at 3:55 pm #

    Sweet Lord he is FINE what show/movie is he in? I must know.

    He is pretty fine, right??

    He’s been in a few things: Fantastic Four, Sunshine, The Nannie Diaries. You can go here to find out more info. -CS

  2. Payne by name April 15, 2008 at 4:14 pm #

    I’m not gay but I can appreciate a good physique on a man. I liked his character in the Fantastic Four films but more importantly he does have some remarkably well defined pectoral muscles.

    He’s also in Sunshine Lady Jaye.

    I’m glad that you’re able to admit that he is hot like fire. -CS

  3. gnugs April 15, 2008 at 5:22 pm #

    Oh, I’d fight you for him. Not trying to be mean, but a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. 😉

    You could fight me, but I would win. So what if I’ve never been in a real fight. I would totally bite and scratch. -CS

  4. Red April 15, 2008 at 7:21 pm #

    Leave me Ryan Reynolds and the rest are all yours.

    No. I will leave you no one and you’ll like it that way, missy! -CS

  5. Newmie April 15, 2008 at 7:53 pm #

    I propose an Evans/Reynolds sandwich with a warm, Newmie filling.

    I don’t care for that filling. I’d prefer some fresh Catherinette in the middle. -CS

  6. One Date Wonder April 15, 2008 at 8:15 pm #

    That’s right, just you keep staring at those abs. Pay no mind to what I’m doing over here. 😉

    Filing your taxes? -CS

  7. Ginormous Boobs April 15, 2008 at 8:16 pm #

    Ooooh lalala…I hope he sends me drunk peen pics at 1am!

    How freaking awesome would that be?? -CS

  8. deb April 15, 2008 at 8:18 pm #

    stumbled on your blog and saw mr. evan… he is such a hottie! gotta love a man with a couple of tats on the arms and the “v.”

    He is a freaking hot hotty from Hottingham. Seriously, it’s not right for him to be as hot as he is. -CS

  9. [Cherry] Ride April 15, 2008 at 8:27 pm #

    Finally, a Just the Tip I can get behind!

    Success!! Proper! -CS

  10. The Guv'ner April 15, 2008 at 8:41 pm #

    He was great in “Sunshine” which i bought on DVD recently. I feel he needs to be disinfected after working with Jessica Alba in Fantastic Four however.

    I freaking hate her and her chacha ways. Seriously, she sucks the big one. -CS

  11. Jenny April 15, 2008 at 9:19 pm #

    Oh my God! How did you get a photo of my husband???

    Hey! I took that picture when he was visiting me last night. -CS

  12. I can picture myself doing a face plant on this fella. Hells yes.

    That’s 2 in a row that you approve. -CS

  13. Lady Jaye April 15, 2008 at 10:45 pm #

    OMG I didn’t even recognize him as the guy from the Fantastic Four. He looks so different here. Yummy!

    He always looks hot. -CS

  14. Jenny April 15, 2008 at 11:56 pm #

    HA HA HA!!! You’re quick!!!


  15. Payne by name April 16, 2008 at 12:01 am #

    I’m sorry but I gotta defend Jessica who though a little small in an area I prefer (the pecs) is a Grade A hottie. Those eyes and that smile.

    Evans and Alba’s child would be some kind of super kid. Like the purest genetical speciman of human kind.

    ps Anyone notice the rather ‘phallic’ distortion in his jeans, just to the right of the bottom of his flies? I only mention it because bearing in mind how low slung his jeans are, he must be hung like a mule. I’m sure that is of no interest to you ladies.

    Ugh, she is so gross. I can’t believe you like her. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: hot body, common face. Boo on her.

    I’d like to thank you for pointing out the MASSIVE bulge in his pants. I can’t believe I’d missed that! I love him even more for “packing more heat”. Hot. -CS

  16. Jenna April 16, 2008 at 12:46 am #

    He was also in that movie “Cellular” with Kim Basinger that was actually a lot better than I thought it would be. But as for “Sunshine,” I’d totally volunteer to get stuck on a spaceship with him and Cillian Murphy. Where do I sign up for that?

    The line to get on the spaceship starts behind me. -CS

  17. Payne by name April 16, 2008 at 1:23 am #

    Man, if that’s a common face then I need to live where you do! You want examples of munters then the face of Jennifer Lopez or that horse Sarah Jessica Parker are much better fits.

    Don’t mention it. I’m always happy to help a woman feel the warmth of another mans todger.

    Don’t get me started on J Lo! I hate her too. -CS

  18. Red April 16, 2008 at 5:39 pm #

    Yeah, that’s his cellphone in his pocket. No one is THAT well hung!

    Why, Red? Why? Can’t you just let us have this dream? -CS

  19. Chef Green March 9, 2009 at 2:28 pm #

    Dear god. Mount-and-dew me. I have to go lift weights until I pass out now because I don’t look like that. And thats what Maries do.

    Thanks a lot, bitch.

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