At least next Monday is going to be a good time. Mainly because I won’t be at work and I will be doing something freaking AWESOME.
Guess what I’m doing next Monday??*
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*No, I’m not getting treated for the clap, going on a date, and/or sending pictures of drunken boobies. And no, it doesn’t involve booze. For Christ’s sake, I don’t need alcohol to have a good time!
I hear Jon really loves drunks in his audience, so go for it!
Wonder what his thoughts are on topless drunks in his audience. -CS
Should be fun. I intended to do this about eight years ago and still haven’t gotten around to it.
I’m a go-getter, is what I’m saying.
Well, it’s not like you waited a long time or anything. I can see that you are totally not a procrastinator. -CS
Wow, that does sound awesome! But sending more drunken boobie pics would make it even that much more awesome! Send more!!!!!!!!
There aren’t anymore. Now there are only sober boobies watching Mi-5 reruns. -CS
If it doesn’t involve booze.. does it at least involve cake? ;P
It’s going to involve corned beef and cole slaw on rye. How about that?? -CS
I used to date a creepy guy who looked a lot like Jon Stewart. Therefore, I do not like to watch Jon Stewart.
Was he creepy because he looked like Jon Stewart or was he just creepy? –
CS
OH, come on, you know all your good times include booze and boobs. You’re a girl, for Christ’s sake.
Way cool, you’re going to be molesting Jon Stewart?!?!?!
Can you give him a butt pinch for me?
If I get close enough to touch his ass, I will pinch it just for you. 🙂 -CS
He was creepy because he was gay and didn’t want to admit it.
I see. Kind of like Jonathan Rhys Meyers I guess. -CS
that’s awesome! it would be fun to see a show like that. have a great monday off doing something a little different, girl!
I’m so freaking excited I can hardly stand it! -CS
You lucky girl you!
If only I was going with some fiery hot guy. -CS
You don’t? Then what is it for?
For stuff. It’s for stuff and things. -CS
nice i generally have mondays reserved for debilitating self-pity
That’s what most days look like for me. -CS
Jealous…
As well you should be. -CS
“And no, it doesn’t involve booze. For Christ’s sake, I don’t need alcohol to have a good time!”
Did someone hijack this blog between yesterday and today?
No, kidding. Have fun.
Um, nothing’s changed. I was just hoping you’d let it slide and not call me out for being a liar. -CS
Ahhh tell Jon Stweart that Newmie, one of the other, cool Chosen People says hello.
I’ll do it just after I pinch his ass for Teri. -CS
“Um, nothing’s changed. I was just hoping you’d let it slide and not call me out for being a liar.”
Jeez.
Sorry.
Now I feel guilty.
I’m going to sit over the corner, over there…
…no, I’m not crying, I just have pollen in my eyes.
There are a lot of allergens this time of year. -CS