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Maybe Monday’s Aren’t So Bad After All

14 Apr

At least next Monday is going to be a good time.  Mainly because I won’t be at work and I will be doing something freaking AWESOME.

Guess what I’m doing next Monday??*

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*No, I’m not getting treated for the clap, going on a date, and/or sending pictures of drunken boobies.  And no, it doesn’t involve booze.  For Christ’s sake, I don’t need alcohol to have a good time!

Boozy Suzy Saturday Plans: The Recap

14 Apr

Last night was the boozefest with One Date Wonder.  Good times, good times.  Lola met us out for some fine and tasty cocktails and there are even pictures!  Feel free to take a gander. We’ll be providing you with more details of our cocktail extravaganza, and before that I wanted to share with you a few tidbits:

  1. There might have to be a girl fight.  You see, Jane Wonder thinks she can have MY MAN from a restaurant named after a number near a park in Baltimore. He’s MINE!!  MINE!!  More later.
  2. Apparently there is tar in my eye make up because I can’t seem to get it off.  Today I look like a raccoon.  Not very pretty.  Last night, however, it looked good-if I do say so myself.
  3. I had 3 glasses of water for every cocktail.  I had 3 cocktails.  I spent half the night in the loo.  Thankfully, all the water consumption ensured that this morning there was only a tinge of the cocktail flu-as opposed to the full on I-want-to-die-someone-please-kill-me hangover.

That is all.  For now…