ACH!!

12 Apr

Somehow a wasp managed to find it’s way into my bedroom.  That’s freaky shit.  What’s even scarier is that it just landed in my hair.  As a matter of fact, it’s still on my freaking head.  I’m about to have a heart attack and die.  I’d swat at it but it might enrage it and cause it to sting me.  

8 Responses to “ACH!!”

  1. One Date Wonder April 12, 2008 at 8:11 am #

    Remind me to tell you my wasp story. And my giant bee story. You would appreciate them.

    Crap, I forgot to ask you about it. You’ll have to tell me in 2 weeks. -CS

  2. the princess April 12, 2008 at 6:09 pm #

    a wasp? holy crap! hope it’s out of your hair.

    It’s gone now, thank god. I survived-just barely. -CS

  3. abroad April 12, 2008 at 6:27 pm #

    Yes. It’s best just to spend the rest of your life with a wasp on your head.

    Hey, if that’s what it takes so it doesn’t sting me, I’m okay with that. -CS

  4. [Cherry] Ride April 12, 2008 at 10:32 pm #

    Just point that WASP to the nearest LL Bean, and it’ll likely go away.

    Had it been that kind of WASP, he totally could have stayed. -CS

  5. skylersdad April 13, 2008 at 12:18 am #

    Spray some of that killer bug spray on your head. And don’t worry, it’s what most news anchors use for their hairdo anyway.

    Strangely enough, I don’t keep killer bug spray next to the bed. -CS

  6. good luck not getting stung an shit.

    Thanks for that. -CS

  7. Write Procrastinator April 13, 2008 at 1:31 am #

    “Somehow a wasp managed to find it’s way into my bedroom.”

    Wha?

    Where’s the peril?

    What’s a white Anglo Saxon Protestant going to do to you? “Bland” you to death?

    The next time that happens, play some gangsta rap. Works like Raid on flies.

    I find that WASPs will listen to gangsta rap as long as you flash pictures of George Bush. They’re drawn to pictures of him like a moth to a flame. I, however, don’t have pictures of him in my home as he sucks dog balls. -CS

  8. pistols at dawn April 13, 2008 at 8:12 pm #

    I’m not that scary in the bedroom, honey – I still had my pants on.

    Had we moved on to no pants it would have turned into a comedy. -CS

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