Color Me Catherinette

11 Apr

This year marks the 50th birthday of the 64 box of Crayola crayons.  As a “special present” to the public, Crayola has introduced several new colors-all of which have been named by kids.  The new colors have cheesy names like “Awesome”, “Giving Tree”, “Famous”, “Fun in the Sun”, “Best Friends”, “Super Happy”, “Happy Ever After”, and “Bear Hug”.  I don’t know about you, but those names make me want to puke, just a little bit.

What happened to the names that are more representative of today’s youth?  Names like “Daddy Drinks too Much”, “I Have 2 Mommies”, and “Latch Key”?  Now that’s what I’d like to see!  Of course, those colors would not be representative of my box (BWAHAHAHA!! I said box!).  Here, for your eyes only (and the eyes of anyone else that happens to stumble upon the post) I present you with the 2008 Catherinette Colors:

Boozy Suzy Silver
Muffin Top
Pink Peeptini
Clap Having Jezebel
:
Red like the sores she gives you.
Online Dating: This is the same pukey green color my face turns to turn after reading too many of the profiles.
Bad Decisions: This one’s the same orange(ish) color of Mr. Yellow Mustang’s Mustang.
Single & 30: Aw, this one is blue-just like me.

15 Responses to “Color Me Catherinette”

  1. Write Procrastinator April 11, 2008 at 6:53 pm #

    What, no “Hot, Hot, Green Top?”

    How could I be so stupid as to forget that one?? -CS

  2. Shieldmaiden96 April 11, 2008 at 6:53 pm #

    Muffin Top is my absolute favorite. I’m wondering if it shouldn’t be more of a strangled-circulation pink though.

    BWAHAHAHA!! You’re totally right! Or some irritated skin color… -CS

  3. jcinc April 11, 2008 at 7:10 pm #

    Day-After-Tequila-Night Brown should be a color.

    Stupid Boss Anger Red would be a nice name also.

    Blech! -CS

  4. Lady Jaye April 11, 2008 at 7:29 pm #

    day-after-tequila-night brown – ouch….

    i would submit pretty pink panties

    and personally i do kind of like giving tree because that was one of my favorite books as a little girl.

    What about pretty pink knickers? Let’s appeal to a nice broad audience. -CS

  5. pistols at dawn April 11, 2008 at 7:52 pm #

    I put that shade of red in your Crayola box.

    You tried to. Thankfully the effects of the rophy wore off before that. -CS

  6. the princess April 11, 2008 at 8:57 pm #

    i like pink peeptini the best…hehehe

    Mmm….peeptinis! -CS

  7. Del-v April 11, 2008 at 9:03 pm #

    What about Essex/Dundulk. It’s white, but it sure is trashy.

    Oh, then I could have called it White Trash! -CS

  8. cinnkitty April 11, 2008 at 9:44 pm #

    How about “There’s always corn” Yellow? ha..haha..

    But…but.. I haven’t even EATEN any corn in weeks! How the HELL did that get there?? 😉

    Intriguing. How did that get there? (THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID) -CS

  9. Ginormous Boobs April 11, 2008 at 9:48 pm #

    I need a light shade of rugburn red to commemorate oh so sensitive knees.

    You dirty little vixen! -CS

  10. Amadeo April 11, 2008 at 10:36 pm #

    No Downtown gray?

    Thankfully not! -CS

  11. Rickey Henderson April 12, 2008 at 12:46 am #

    Rohypnol Rouge? What, poor taste?

    Ooooo! That sounds very pretty. -CS

  12. Rambler April 12, 2008 at 7:42 am #

    *Bowing to ya*
    I can’t stop wondering..how good a sense of humor you have..post after post..each one surprises me a lot..you’re just tooo great CS

    Aw, shucks! You’re too kind to say that! -CS

  13. Koree April 13, 2008 at 3:35 am #

    sounds like those opi nail polishes. maybe match.com magenta?

    What about match-enta? -CS

  14. Lola Magnolia April 15, 2008 at 1:53 pm #

    There is a crayon generator somewhere out in the blogosphere, I decided to give it a go and it spit back my very own special color – menstrual red. :O

    How festive and pretty and appropriate for every occassion! -CS

  15. Zoewie April 17, 2008 at 12:49 am #

    Funny! Check mine out at zoewiemoore.wordpress.com

    Glad you enjoyed it! -CS

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