Boozy Suzy Saturday Plans

10 Apr

Guess who has a date this weekend with one of Baltimore’s hottest hotties?  ME!!  This is so exciting, y’all (yes, I have suddenly developed a Southern accent).  Okay, so it’s a girl date, but still!!

New outfit?  Check!  I’ll look ultra foxy in this new blouse and great new pants.  Got the shoes all picked out, and the handbag (Michael Kors, of course).  Ugh, I hope that Simone doesn’t make an appearance that will be the absolute worst. 

Guess where we’re going?  To a restaurant named after a number near a park in Baltimore, my new favorite place with glorious cocktails!  Oh, and first, we’re going to go have some wine at Chesapeake Wine Company.  And perhaps the booze will make us do crazy things: like make bad decisions and go home with guys that drive Camaros.

Ladies and gentlemen (and I use those terms very loosely), this weekend, I am going out on the town with Ms. Jane Wonder.  Better known as One Date Wonder!  Two of Baltimore’s biggest dating powers (and I use that term loosely too) will unite to mock the world and drink booze!  Watch out, we might mock you.

12 Responses to “Boozy Suzy Saturday Plans”

  1. A Dating Diary April 10, 2008 at 9:52 pm #

    Thats awesome! Please have a drink for us down south, ya’ll!

    We shall drink to all of you in the south…and the north, east, and west too. Wouldn’t want anyone to feel left out! -CS

  2. pistols at dawn April 10, 2008 at 10:10 pm #

    I’ll make sure to walk by so you both catch the vapors, resulting in you fanning yourselves extra hard, and needing a quick sip of your sloe gin fizz.

    Enjoy yourselves, ladies. And remember: I’m not much of a shoulder to cry on, but I’m the ideal man for texting pictures of your boobs when you’re drunk late at night.

    After we swoon we will take sips from our mint juleps, not from a sloe gin fizz. -CS

  3. One Date Wonder April 10, 2008 at 11:02 pm #

    I was going to make a joke here about mocktails, until I realized those don’t have booze. We will be having the booze. Therefore that is entirely inappropriate.

    I can’t wait for Saturday!

    How about mocktales instead? See? We can still enjoy the booze and the mocking! -CS

  4. Ginormous Boobs April 11, 2008 at 1:08 am #

    SWEET! The Beach House ladies are throwing a martini grilled cheese party on Friday night. We will be having MisstressM, Bob Dobalina, The Good Pink Night and Bossy over as part of the festivities.

    Don’t be surprised if you get dirty emails late that night.

    How freaking fun! We should totally all call e/o and do a shot together! -CS

  5. Lady Jaye April 11, 2008 at 3:03 am #

    Sounds like so much fun. Alas, I’ll be working on Saturday.

    I too will be working on Saturday. Working IT. -CS

  6. Should you have far too much beverage, go ahead and blog right away. I should like to read your slurs.

    Not sure if I’d be able to figure out how to turn on the computer, but I’ll do my best. -CS

  7. Diane Mandy April 11, 2008 at 4:02 pm #

    Enjoy. Looking forward to the complete recap.

    Assuming we remember all of it. -CS

  8. cinnkitty April 11, 2008 at 5:32 pm #

    Oh good lord….to be a fly on the wall in “three” for this event! I can only imagine the hilarity and booze induced suziness that shall ensue.

    Have a few drinks for me!!! and then send me text messages…heh..heh… 🙂

    Yay! Drunk texts for CinnKitty!! -CS

  9. One Date Wonder April 11, 2008 at 6:48 pm #

    Cathrinette, you have a mission. You may not allow me to drunkenly text msg any men. Last time I was boozy suzy in the city, badness ensued.

    Drunken texts to the girls though are totally allowed. Send phone numbers to receive your very own. 😉

    You shouldn’t have told me that! Now I’m going to totally encourage you to text them!

    Okay, I have Pistols’, JP’s, and Cinnkitty’s numbers already to go! -CS

  10. the princess April 11, 2008 at 9:00 pm #

    have a good time getting all boozy. sounds like fun. just don’t do any drunk calling when you get home 😛

    I would never do that. I’d do drunk calling before I got home. -CS

  11. Amadeo April 11, 2008 at 10:38 pm #

    Beware…I mock back. 8 months – 80, blind cripple and crazy…don’t matter. Everyone is fair game.

    Totally agree with you! Everyone can be mocked, and should be. -CS

  12. Rickey Henderson April 12, 2008 at 12:42 am #

    “Baltimore’s hottest hotties” ? Such a creature exists?

    Like who, Jimmy McNulty?

    Of course such people exist! Take me for example! Let’s just forget the point that I can’t get a good date to save my life. -CS

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