We All Make Wise Choices

6 Apr

Today, one of mine includes watching The Bride of Chucky.  It just happens to be on and sometimes cheesy lame ass movies are my thing.  It’s pretty bad, kids.  Promise me you won’t watch it.  Bad acting, bad dialogue, and bad special effects.  And let us not forget the romantic love scene between 2 dolls.  It’s not quite as bold as the one from Team America: World Police, but in a way it’s even funnier.  For example, when Chuck is telling Tiffany (his “girlfriend”) that he’s “starting to feel like Pinnochio.”  Really?  Someone wrote this?  And someone thougtht it would be a good idea to make a movie out of it?

Quite possibly one of my favorite things about this pile of crap is that Katherine Heigl is in it. 

I don’t particularly care for her, and it makes me happy to know that she made a bad decision way back when.  How come no one ever mentions that when they’re interviewing her?

Let me leave you with this wonderful quote: “Take it from me.  Plastic is no substitute for a nice hunk of wood.”

12 Responses to “We All Make Wise Choices”

  1. skylersdad April 6, 2008 at 7:29 pm #

    On the plus side, you could go for the quick marriage, feed him Viagra until he strokes out, and you have yourself a sweet double-wide!

    It’s what every girl dreams about. -CS

  2. pistols at dawn April 6, 2008 at 9:10 pm #

    When other people watch terrible movies, it makes me feel better about all the hours I’ve spent doing the same thing.

    I do it just for educational purposes. -CS

  3. Wide Lawns April 7, 2008 at 6:12 am #

    I promise you that I will not watch this, although I did watch Norbit last night and it was pretty damned bad.

    Not even I would be silly enough to watch Norbit! -CS

  4. Ginormous Boobs April 7, 2008 at 7:06 am #

    Cheesey lame ass movies are da bomb diggity.

    Some of them are fabulous. Speaking of cheesey lame ass movies, I’m watching Cry Baby right this very second. -CS

  5. Amadeo April 7, 2008 at 8:36 pm #

    America: Fuck Yeah will be stuck in my head the rest of the day.

    We should make that our new National Anthem. -CS

  6. I think I skipped this movie. Now I might have to keep skipping it.

    You are missing nothing. Feel free to live your life without ever seeing it again. -CS

  7. step right up April 7, 2008 at 9:12 pm #

    They never bring it up in Katherine’s interviews probably for the same reason that they don’t bring up Leprechaun questions in Jennifer Anniston’s interviews.

    Frankly, it’s ashame that they don’t bring up such wonderful things. -CS

  8. Lola Magnolia April 8, 2008 at 5:56 am #

    Any movie with Jennifer Tilly should never be watched. Too bad her sister no longer acts, I really liked her.

    “Agnes of God” was such a great movie. -CS

  9. Infamous JP April 8, 2008 at 4:29 pm #

    Damn, why couldn’t you have been around and stopped before I watched the movie, not once but twice. Seriously, I can’t be left alone to watch stupid movies. I’ll end up watching it more than once. Just ask GB!

    Why would you do that? And do you just watch them back to back? -CS

  10. Ginormous Boobs April 8, 2008 at 11:15 pm #

    Seriously, back to back viewings of the same bad flick…I was there and it wasn’t pretty.

    We were a little worn out, but seriously, we probably could have gotten up to change the damn channel.

    I don’t get it. Were you in a coma? -CS

  11. Ginormous Boobs April 9, 2008 at 11:02 pm #

    Um, yes, a coma. That’s what I’m calling it.

    Booze induced coma? -CS

  12. Ginormous Boobs April 11, 2008 at 2:22 am #

    Nope, no drinking really.

    Well then, no wonder you were in a coma-like state. You needed booze! -CS

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