Why on God’s green earth do people find Jessica Alba attractive?
Why? Okay, so she has a nice body, but has anyone bothered to look at her face? Anyone? How about those fu-trocious (f’ing atrocious) highlights in her hair? Here’s a tip for the people with the dark hair: beware of highlights. There comes a point where your hair begins resembling hay. Much like Jessica Alba.
Here’s a little something for you to know: she is common. As a matter of fact, she’s what we would call a chacha (that’s slang for the chick that cleans your house). Jennifer Lopez is also a chacha.
Seriously, you could get a much hotter housekepper than either one of those 2. Yuck.
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Two Words: Sin City
Again, she has a hot body but her face looks like ass. It really does. She is common! -CS
I loved her in Dark Angel too.
Yuck. -CS
I couldn’t agree more. She is NOT good looking, or even a good actress. Good Luck Chuck is about as low as you can go. She hates that she’s knocked up by a total douche and is just an all around cunty cunt. And as a latina I really resent the fact that she is not proud of her heritage and actually is embarrassed by it. She needs to get over herself.
I’ve been asking that for years! Seriously, she’s ALL ONE COLOUR! Her skin, her eyes, her hair, her lips, they’re all the same fucking colour. That ain’t right.
apparently I’m just into hideous troll women!
There are certainly plenty of them out there. -CS
I would elevate her beyond J.Lo…but that’s not saying much.
That’s pretty much saying squat. -CS
Nobody compares to my Charlize…
That woman is hot like fire. -CS
SD, Grant’s gonna fight you on that one.
Will he throw down the gauntlet? Will there be a joust? -CS
I’m really gonna’ have to disagree with you. You managed to find the most unattractive picture of her and in general, she is quite pretty. If I were gay, I’d do her. But seriously, aside from the blond hair she sported in the Fantastic 4 flicks, I think she’s pretty.
Seriously? There are so many other women that are far, far hotter than she is! Again, I get the thing about her body, but her face is utter crap. CRAP! -CS
She’s overwaxed the ol’ eyebrows, fo sho’.
Indeed she has! -CS
I agree about J.Lo, but Jessica Alba’s pretty hot. Also, all my cleaning ladies are like 60, so she’s mopping up there, too.
You need to go out there and get yourself another new cleaning lady. -CS
I’ve wondered this same thing. This has made no sense for years.
Something we’ll always worry about. -CS
Our maid Mayra is pretty cute and she sings the whole time she’s cleaning up our messes!
However, I have never seen her in a belly shirt or a bikini, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Jessica would kick her ass in body hotness.
Maybe you could challenge Jessica Alba to a throw down and then post it all on youtube. Make sure to contact Perez Hilton before going any further. -CS
Three tacos, two tostados and a soda pop. Don’t forget the hot sauce chulo!
You didn’t say por favor. -CS
I’ve only noticed her for her acting ability.
What acting ability? -CS
Honest.
Liar. -CS
Please do not throw stones but I find her to be a pretty girl. I agree that her acting leaves something to be desired. I see her as more of a tv star than a movie star. Is this a recent photo of her during her pregnancy? Maybe that is the reason for the poor picture (weight gain, bloat, fatigue).
Ugh, not you too! I am judging you for liking her. Do you feel me judging you?? -CS
she’s awesum, you’ve gotta be an ugly fat shit for hating her.
First of all, nice spelling.
Second, who are you referring to? Your mom?
You are a joke…she is a godess and no doubt you are an ugly old whore