F*ck That Sh*t! Update

31 Mar

A whole 5 hours and 21 minutes passed by without a single utterance of a dirty word.  Then I found myself in traffic at lunch time.  Disney and I were on our way to The Flying Avocado and a slow driver was in front of us.  There was rage.  Before I could stop myself, I dropped the f bomb.  Darn it!  This is going to be much harder than I thought.

On a side note, we did enjoy some inappropriate humor along the way:

  • Me: Should we invite Foxy to lunch?
  • Disney: She already went down and got something.
  • Me: What did she get?  The clap? 
  • Disney: It smells like cheese.
  • Me: That’s what she said!
  • Me: So then he told me to have a good day.
  • Disney: That was really nice of him.
  • Me: Yeah, he wants me.
  • Disney: How could you tell?
  • Me: It was the look in his eyes when he said it.  What he really meant by “a good day” was “my cock in your mouth.”

F bomb #2 just got dropped at 2:27.  Darn it!!

10 Responses to “F*ck That Sh*t! Update”

  1. pistols at dawn March 31, 2008 at 9:35 pm #

    What a magical afternoon – you’re on fire, miss, much like your genitals after Mustang.

    I don’t even know how to respond to that. I just don’t want to think about that terrible burning sensation anymore. -CS

  2. thenextfish March 31, 2008 at 9:49 pm #

    I’m glad that taking care of your potty mouth isn’t taking the dirty out of your conversations.

    Honey, nothing could ever make me stop the dirty talk. Nothing. -CS

  3. SinCity March 31, 2008 at 11:13 pm #

    Hunny, you have more fucking will power than I do… A conversation without swearing is like popcorn without salt – bland…

    And if it’s any consolation, road rage is exempt from your swearing hiatus. You can’t be held accountable for other fuckwad asshats on the road that force you to lose your mind. I think you get to claim temporary insanity, personally, and it’s a bye 🙂

    It’s really a lot harder than I thought. I just want to prove that I can freaking do it!! -CS

  4. MisstressM March 31, 2008 at 11:48 pm #

    And what’s wrong with the F bomb?

    Absolutely nothing. It’s a glorious word that we should all integrate into our daily conversations. I just want to attempt to live w/o it for a week. I think it’ll give me an even greater appreciation. -CS

  5. Infamous JP April 1, 2008 at 12:26 am #

    Is it against the rules drop the f bomb, if the word “me” follows it while in the bedroom. I think there may be an exception there.

    Here’s the thing: there’s no way in hell that’s going to happen. If, by some kind of divine miracle, I got naked with someone in the next 7 days, the f bomb would flying left and right. -CS

  6. Jenna April 1, 2008 at 12:28 am #

    Wow. I, too, have been swearing since I could walk, thanks to a dad who worked in construction and an uncle that was actually a sailor. The amount of self control required to not swear for a day is completely incomprehensible to me. Best of luck!

    Maybe we’re related-my dad’s a sailor. -CS

  7. tabbie April 1, 2008 at 1:58 am #

    So… you can still be really inappropriate and dirty without swearing.
    Totally rad.

    Of course you can! -CS

  8. Babycakes April 1, 2008 at 2:24 am #

    I try to have smut free and swear free days too, but it rarely works..

    It is kind of pointless, isn’t it? -CS

  9. Amadeo April 1, 2008 at 2:32 am #

    My answer to everything is cockney slang…a good loud crikey is as fulfilling as cussing.

    I thought your answer to everything was alcohol? -CS

  10. A Dating Diary April 1, 2008 at 9:07 pm #

    Lemme know how life is sans sailor speak. Its a brave world you’re entering… And I don’t want to join!

    🙂

    It’s a scary place to live. Wild creatures surround me and people are always trying to bite me (and not in a good way). -CS

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