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Is There Something I Should Know?

27 Mar

It’s more like is there something you should know.  Guess I’m going to have to break out my legwarmers, jelly shoes, and tease out my bangs.  Lola, Muffy and I are going to celebrate the good old days at the end of the May.  One of the raddest bands from the 80’s is going to be in our area and we just scored tickets!! 

It’s Time

27 Mar

You know it’s been too long since you got any when any of the following occur:

  • You are attracted to someone that is selling beer and peanuts at a spring training baseball game.
  • You are attracted to someone and think, “Hey, denim shorts on a man are bad, but he doesn’t look so bad.”
  • You consider slipping your number to someone you meet in the hotel lobby of a Marriott Residence Inn.
  • When your friend tries to set you up with someone and you ask him what he looks like, you think it’s okay when she/he says, “Well, I’d give him a 5 on a scale of 1 to 10, but he does own his own house and he loves animals.”
  • You can’t remember where you put your razor because you stopped shaving your legs since no one ever sees them.
  • The phrase “good time” makes you think of staying at home on a Friday night and eating a pint of ice cream in your bed while watching Dexter.
  • The thought of doing the deed with someone that drives a yellow(ish) Mustang doesn’t seem like a bad idea.

It’s time, kids.  Mama’s got needs.