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26 Mar

Why is pulled pork so freaking delicious?  God I freaking love the stuff.  Mmm. . .pulled pork.  We got takeout from Leroy Selman’s.  I promptly returned to my room and inhaled the whole entire thing without worrying about any self control (one of the perks of traveling alone). I ate so freaking much that my stomach now hurts, but it was totally worth it.  

Ugh, pulled pork bloat hurts.


26 Mar

Traveling is typically a magical time.  This time around, I’m staying in a Marriott Residence Inn about 30 minutes from the beach (which I’ll not have a chance to go near).  The room is pretty sweet, as is the big fat flat screen TV.  I’m used to arriving in a hotel and having a little basket of goodies waiting for me in my room.  (And no, I don’t mean male prostitute when I say “basket of goodies”)

This time around, there was a little something something waiting on my bed for me (and no I don’t mean a male prostitute).

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