Peepnography

23 Mar

No doubt you’ve seen the recent headlines about a certain Governor getting busted for planning some illegal activities.  What you may not know is that he has been caught on film with a klassy young lady!  Before you click to see the graphic photos, here’s the background story:

New Peep City Governor, Eliot Speeptzer, was accused of consorting with Ashley Dupeep.  Ms. Dupeep is an employee of the Emperors Club VIPeep, an escort service specializing in high class peep girls.  Early this afternoon, Peep-le magazine broke the story that there was a hidden camera in the hotel room where Speeptzer and Ms. Dupeep engaged liaised. 

The incredibly graphic photographs have found their way into my little hands.  You’ve got to see them!  They are insane!!  Note that the film is a little bit grainy, but you’ll be able to clearly see what’s going on.

Governor Eliot Speeptzer and Ms. Ashley Dupeep

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On the audio tape, you can hear Speeptzer telling Ms. Dupeep that he wants her to lick the tip of his peep.

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After violating 2 of New Peep City’s sodomy laws, Speeptzer and Ms. Dupeep are caught fornucating on camera.

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The act ends with Speeptzer blowing his marshmallowy load on Ms. Dupeep’s chest.

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15 Responses to “Peepnography”

  1. SinCity March 23, 2008 at 7:13 am #

    Okay. Catherinette. Darling.

    You need to step away from the peeptini and cold medicine.
    You’re hallucinating now!

    And fucking hilarious!!!

    The Nyquil-peeptini combo really makes one thing strange thoughts. As evidenced by the peep pornography. -CS

  2. edger March 23, 2008 at 9:25 am #

    I may never be able to look at a peep the same again!

    Is it because now you know what a peep is really packing? -CS

  3. LR March 23, 2008 at 9:40 am #

    Ha!

    I take this as your sign of amusement. -CS

  4. teri March 23, 2008 at 9:31 pm #

    You are fucking hilarious!

    You might have to give Mr. Fab a run for his money with the new “actors” you found.

    Hmm. . .perhaps mine need to have some religious undertones like his do! -CS

  5. Amadeo March 23, 2008 at 11:19 pm #

    You have issues…luckily I value that in a person.

    I did it for you. I knew you would love it! -CS

  6. skylersdad March 23, 2008 at 11:32 pm #

    That’s quite the unit the Speeptzer has there!

    Who knew he was packing, right? -CS

  7. Foxy Luv March 24, 2008 at 1:24 am #

    Clearly, your illness is impacting your judgement when it comes to Peep Porn.

    I love you dearly…but you need help!

    Need help coming up with more scenarios? You’re right! I do! -CS

  8. Some Guy March 24, 2008 at 2:53 am #

    Bravo! Outstanding post!

    Thanks! It really touches me right here [pointing at heart] that you said that. [Wipes away fake tear] -CS

  9. tabbie March 24, 2008 at 11:18 am #

    you cannot ever be left alone again.

    I need your rubber ducky from Boobie Wars. He totally could have gotten involved here! -CS

  10. Ginormous Boobs March 24, 2008 at 7:12 pm #

    Like every other guy out there, he just had to throw in a “lick the tip” request.

    See, Tabbie, it happens all the time.

    I thought all men instinctively knew how to say that. -CS

  11. Newmie March 24, 2008 at 7:24 pm #

    I didn’t know that a Tiffany’s box could be used in that way. Peeptastic, I say.

    That’s why one should never get rid of the blue boxes. The tragic part is now there’s yellow and pink sugar all over it. -CS

  12. The Diva's Thoughts March 24, 2008 at 8:25 pm #

    OH MY GOODNESS!!! This is freaking hysterical. LOL How have you been? Haven’t talked to you in awhile.

    What’s up, missy?? Haven’t heard from you in a bit! Hope Charm City is treating you well. -CS

  13. Newmie March 24, 2008 at 10:14 pm #

    Ummm, I don’t want to be the bearer of bad peeps but: http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/local/carroll/bal-te.md.ca.peeps24mar24,0,1077533.story.

    I think you might have a lawsuit on your hands. I’m just saying.

    I saw that earlier. Thankfully, there’s no mention of Speeptzer. Otherwise there would have been a major lawsuit. We’re talking MAJOR! -CS

  14. tabbie March 25, 2008 at 3:43 am #

    The tip thing has never happened to me. I have surveyed several… I mean a couple of guys that I have bedded- they have never tried it… so they claim.
    And Catherinette, you are going nowhere near Rubber Duckie with peeps.

    Really? No one? Maybe the next time someone will sneak in the line.

    Come on! We could make big money by pimping out your Rubber Duckie! -CS

  15. Write Procrastinator April 2, 2008 at 7:30 pm #

    Damn, sugar everwhere.

    You say that like it’s a bad thing. -CS

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