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FYI

22 Mar

Next time you have a sore throat avoid cherry flavored Halls.  They taste like mentholated nastiness.  You don’t want to make yourself feel worse when your throat is bothering you.  Trust me on this one.  And trust me when I say that taking a big swig of coffee while you have the cherry Halls in your mouth is an exceptionally bad idea jeans.

Why can’t Halls make a peeps flavored cough drop?

The Plague

22 Mar

How awful it must have been to live in a time when your family and friends were dying around you because of the plague.  How scary, and awful to worry about whether or not you were going to make it.  These are the thoughts I’ve been having today as I’ve been trying not to die in my bed today.  I’ve been trapped in my house all day with the plague.  God I hate being sick-especially when it causes the waste of a perfectly good vacation day.  Instead of wandering around all over town, doing some shopping, and lollygagging, I’ve been in bed all day praying to die.  Stupid plague!

After waking up at 1:00 in the afternoon, I started watching Dexter on Netflix.  Anyone happen to notice during the opening credits of the show that he starts shaving, and then 30 seconds later he’s all scruffy??  What the hell??  P.S. The show is so predictable, I totally know who the ice truck killer is. 

Gotta go, now I have to go back to wishing I was dead.  And wishing I had some ice cream.  Anyone want to go pick up a pint of ice cream and bring it over?  And some peeps?